Instructions unclear, community's now about mechanophilia

My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I'm still baffled by it.

Just a few

• a childhood friend and neighbour got killed by his mother, his sister managed to flee the scene and call the cops
• my elementary school's director got arrested for paedophilia, he killed himself in his cell before getting judged
• my sister in law died in her sleep less than a meter away from me (a wall was between us still) and my partner and I were the ones to find her, I've had to call and tell her parents

Honnestly, his show is near perfect as far as TTRPG reviews go. And I say "near" because the "faux-retro" style might not be to everyone's tastes (it sure is to mine though)