My roommate randomly got a pumpkin somewhere and I was like "you gonna make that into a š?" But he's a lazy ass stoner so I just made one cuz why not, might as well put something on the porch for the kids.
I have "comic relief character syndrome", where I assume I'm the funny character in someone else's story so I just keep trying to tell jokes and do bits all the time instead of having an developmental arch.
Curious when they replace a C or K with KKK, do they say "Kay Kay Kay" or "Ca Ca Ca". Also why do you pronounce a S as a dollar sign?
Can anyone pill me on the Yugoslavia Bombing being bad? Libs always bring that up as a good western intervention cuz they "stopped a genocide", and yes I know the US hastened the balkanization of Yugoslavia but Libs don't give a shit about that. I don't really know enough about the conflict to really give an informed opinion.
Real Battlestar Galatica moment
This comment is a great example of the "insight" that you find on that instance. Random insults that don't make much sense unless you uncritically agree with the most boot licking China / Russia defenders.
It's not insulting, it's just boring. It's like bots repeating old Chapo comments from different articles, none of which make sense.
This comment is a great example of the "insight" that you find on that instance. Random insults that don't make much sense unless you uncritically agree with the most boot licking China / Russia defenders.
It's not insulting, it's just boring. It's like bots repeating old Chapo comments from different articles, none of which make sense. 5
This comment is a great example of the "insight" that you find on that instance. Random insults that don't make much sense unless you uncritically agree with the most boot licking China / Russia defenders.
It's not insulting, it's just boring. It's like bots repeating old Chapo comments from different articles, none of which make sense.
I even spelled it wrong
This comment is a great example of the "insight" that you find on that instance. Random insults that don't make much sense unless you uncritically agree with the most boot licking China / Russia defenders.
It's not insulting, it's just boring. It's like bots repeating old Chapo comments from different articles, none of which make sense.
CW: pretty gruesome violence, though a good chunk of it is inflicted on Nazis
Your mom has an obligation to service my hog 
Nothing in your posting history is relevant to this site. So maybe fuck off.
Online, yeah I'd say about 2/3s of them are, but the shit they're saying usually originates from actual Flat Earther content.
Music video for this is also really good, especially if you've ever lived in Baltimore.
Libs are definitely getting a tingle in their cocks over the idea of China collapsing. That's why they love those Balkanization maps.
Sure, they're both loud, immature, hateful
Real civility cuck moment
Little weird actively wishing for the most populated country in the world and the second largest economy in the world to collapse. Hey yankee numb nuts, that's gonna have global repercussions, that will likely affect the US as bad as anyone else. Who do you think makes all your shit? Really trying to cut off your nose to spite your face here.
bad faith one liners
I know seriously, we HexBearer have been dealing with so many Libs dropping thought terminating cliques. "MUH SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE!" "LE HOLODMOROR!"
It's fucking exhausting.
Joyless, drab, unappealing
I mean, liked not mistake early Christian's and Jesuits with modern Protestant normies. The former had a bit more flair.
Shit how long have we had a new BMF? I thought we were still on garden_skink.
Buttigieg PMC class of Walmart consultant spreadsheet nerds who make claims about what is 'most efficient in the marketplace'
That's a fucking site header right there
Anyone with half a brain can see what's going on.
Had to take a physical for a job I was accepted for, I haven't been to a doc in a while cuz my last employer had shitty healthcare and made it a fucking pain to take time off. Anyway, they hooked me up to an EKG machine and told me it looks like one side of my heart is enlarged. Also my blood pressure is pretty high. This apparently disqualifies me for the job, thought the manager claimed if I could badger another doctor into writing me a note I could still get it. Thing is I don't have insurance right now, ironically the health insurance was the primary reason I wanted this job.
Thankfully my family is relatively well off and said they'll support me in this shit. Still a little freak out though. FYI I'm a rather big, muscular dude who's worked a lot of manual labor jobs. During COVID lockdown I put on a lot of weight, the main culprit there was drinking. Since then I've managed to get some of that weight off, and cut back on the drinking, but I guess not enough. Also while my diet isn't terrible, I do love me salt and fat. Plus both my dad and grandpa have a history of hypertension, so even if I was fit as a horse I'd still be at risk.
I'm gonna go teetotaler for a bit, maybe forever, quit weight lifting for a bit and eat nothing but kale for now, but I do need to get on some insurance and see a doctor about this.
