Sundray @ sundray @lemmus.org

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Episode idea: Someone creates a cat cafe program, but they find themselves unable to leave when one of the cats falls asleep on their lap.

Proper function = orgy.

Malfunction = borg-y.

Those fuckers could count to 60 on their fingers. Witchcraft!

Quick! Send the National Guard to occupy that blue state hellhole, Utah!

Oh you!

It's sad really, they used to be a powerhouse.

I have no money to bring, but if someone sits next to me and hands me an envelope full of money and says, "good work" I am keeping that shit.

Meanwhile, in Elden Ring: "Oh thank god, a stake of Marika and a cliff."

LOL, we had that guy, but our local liquor store would sell them under the counter, too!

"Guess I picked the wrong day to quit Ketracel-white!"

I like Cotton Rock n' Roll a bit more than Cotton Reboot, myself. Rainbow Cotton is a rail-shooter, which is fun but it's... different.

The "book" released by the House Oversight Committee is available here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ZSVpXEhI7gKI0zatJdYe6QhKJ5pjUo4b

Be advised: It contains potentially triggering sexual descriptions, illustrations, and (redacted) photographs.

Take your pick:

• New York Times
• Washington Post
• Spitfire News
• El País
• New York Magazine
• The Sun
• Plain Dealer
• TMZ.com
• The Bulwark
• The Wall Street Journal
• The Guardian

Don't worry, Shatner took a bath in Hai Karate before leaving the house.

🎵 Faith of a pal and a confidant 🎵

🎵 That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood... I've got news for you: SHE IS 🎵

Unless you've got great blackout curtains, you can only ride that thang until the dawn. So... still pretty good!

This works out, because "bro" is my mantra.

"You came in that thing?"

What's his YouTube channel? 🫤