This is from an art piece, there's a third lamp post in the piece that is peeing into the harbor. The three of them are supposed to represent drunken behavior of the city

It also says he was a new permanent resident when the crime was committed. I'm surprised how they can so easily deport someone who has PR.

He would have become inadmissible and lost his PR status for serious criminality due to his conviction in 2019

I'm pretty sure that's not true. When getting up after being downed, a character loses their action, and a very common way of getting someone up is by using Healing Word, so I think you might be mistaking the downed action loss for a Healing Word action loss

I'm having the same experience with Wyll; love Pact of the Blade both mechanically and thematically, but needing to rebind his weapon every time I long rest is very annoying