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You have to submit the time works on that ticket. No ticket means you're working for free and we don't do that here. No, we don't make the ticket as it would say I'm the source of the issue and it doesn't look good in a company to be the source of hundreds of issues and hours spent.

One theory is dreams are you brain doing maintenance on memories. Doing a defrag, cleaning dust, something like that, but we don't really know for sure. You briefly relive those memories. Another part of the brain sees those flashes of memories and tries to make sense of these, like a narrator that forgot the script at home. And that's what you experience as a dream. You just had a strong response to this particular memory.

DOGE: then we'll cut even more to compensate

And the EU starts putting tariffs on farm products from the USA, so that bleeding could increase.

It has a heavy dose of "what do you mean, reality doesn't conform to my wishes?" It's something every autocrat runs into.

Which is why Canada and EU target red state products first in the counter tariffs, and red states really didn't like that.

Part of? They want it all, just not saying it out loud most of the time.

But he really had to do the salute, instantly marking himself as part of a hated group, and wonders why he is hated.

I can't help but think "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" with this news

Rapid unscheduled disassembly, now available on cars.

"Sorry but I only have video about the construction process. All the cameras I've set up got fried when I've set this thing off, including the memory cards. It even messed up the magnetic tape in the old school relic we had as a backup. With that out of the way, let's get into the construction. This episode is sponsored by ..."

For cars, you're gonna need something a bit bigger. Large coil, capacitor bank to generate a static field and some high explosives to disrupt that field to give the pulse. It fries the wires in a car. Single use only.

The finance bros tried that one too. Mortgage-backed security was the magic word. Cut up all the little mortgages, repackage them, and sell for profit. Then it all crashed down in 2008.

He is. And sad. But he says he doesn't understand where this hate comes from. Real genius, that guy.

"You see, there is no kill switch, but you do have to install this software license that expires every tree months. That's so we know you paid for the required service updates and software support."

"But if you don't give a license, the plane doesn't fly!"

"Well, yes, but we can't shut it down remotely so it's technically not a kill switch."

EU already said this can't work. It said in the rules only European countries can join the EU. But something can be worked out, no doubt.

Beige shirt guy

His question unanswered

According to the other comments, they ask "How are you?" ans the response is "eVeRyThInG Is gReAt" and this gets written down as a 5/5 on the happiness scale.

The Muri kingdom, full of fascist Murcians

The cybertruck can't handle water. In this state, a bit of rain can brick the vehicle.