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ShartyWaffles
ShartyWaffles @ ShartyWaffles @kbin.social
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Lemmy users in 3 days

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    • Why is a millennium old fossilised human poop on display at the Archaeological Resource Centre in the UK?

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  • Because this is what you push out after not pooping for 3 days.

    • DM surprised us with a Lego Pirate ship to aid us against an Aboleth.

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  • Steam Deck spotted 👀

    • I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

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  • Literal shitposting

    • Rule

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  • Black eyes. Lifeless eyes.

    • If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?

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  • Dildo

    • Crackers demand $4.5 million ransom and API pricing changes from Reddit

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  • Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know.

    • This feels great

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  • Federation is great - I can see and interact with hookers from other instances!

    • y'all ever frolic before????

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  • I think he actually meant TikTok

    • y'all ever frolic before????

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  • Taco Tuesday

    • y'all ever frolic before????

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    • This cat hurts with words instead of claws

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  • Salty .. but with a hint of pennies.

    • Fish & Chips with a view

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  • Luv me mushy peas, simple as

    • good old rules

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  • Who doesn’t enjoy a good old fashioned barbecue at the park?

    • My spouse every time we watch a movie I like

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  • That’s why I smoke meth before watching anything 👉😏

    • The only rule is no pants

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  • c/FuckPants

    • Titanic tourist sub goes missing sparking search

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  • I’ll take “Most Terrifying Ways to Die” for $1000, Ken

    • lets hope lemmy achieves this too

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  • So uh. Where are the futa communities? I’m only asking so I know what to avoid.

    • Not hehe

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  • Same. Gotta fight to get them in the carrier to go to the vet but once they get back they’re like “this is actually pretty comfy.”

    • Gas stoves pollute homes with benzene, which is linked to cancer

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  • I knew ordering out instead of cooking on my gas stove was a good thing!