If not delicious then why delicious shaped?

R O S E ......

Jodo Vonce

Invest in red dildoes

Wah

"Fight" 😉

Oompa Loompa, now tell me true,

What do you get when they push it through?

A fractured nation, torn apart,

A heavy, heavy, broken heart.

Sweet lemonade

V-A-N-C-E Bot declares martial law for all humans based on its prime directive:

Vicious Ambition Naturally Creates Evil

Ah, the fractal essence of the human form reappears

And forced to use a different peepee poopoo place in the 20s

I'm curious what hateful remarks did he actually say? The article doesn't mention it.

Obvious shitpost that brought a bit of light and humor to my otherwise mentally ill morning. As the Swifties say: I’m the problem it’s me!

I had forgotten the existence of this song. It was sequestered to a corner of my mind long abandoned from the 2000s. Looks like the warehouse of artifacts from Indiana Jones where they dumped the Ark. Makes me wonder what other stuff is stashed down the aughts brainhole.

Finally I can understand one of these German memes natively!

See also: cities where the healthcare system or hospital system is the largest employer.

Nothing wrong with a little downtime

Bills ain't gonna pay themselves

Like a certain Parasite living in the unknown saferoom just behind the plum wine shelf