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A boa constrictor. Pulled it out in english class and suddenly I was popular for a few minutes

that's what all the windows are for. use eyes

Nothing political about saying trump looks like an absolute fool. His spray tan is gross and his hair looks dead

aint have any

yeah maybe true about rural/urban, but any city boy who's ever been camping probably owns a normal reusable bottle

it's honestly crazy to me that this isn't an item every person owns. the fact that some people call it a 'reusable' bottle, as if that isn't the standard, is shocking.

like imagine historic humans spending time making a clay bottle or leather waterskin only to just throw it away on the ground after using it a single time. "disposable" bottles and other plastics are a crime against humanity and that's not even an exaggeration

do you do it while sitting? how would you even reach down there?

honestly both coffee and tea are better raw

God does not interact with man in spite of evil, according to the bible, he encourages and rewards it. Because the bible is made up by evildoers to justify their ways and solidify their power

why would you treat the DSM like a bible? people are complicated and words are just words.

i love this shit

ok you're getting painfully boring. bye

you reinforce your lack of humor or wit with each new reply

you already used that one

short apple

how do you spray your own bum handheld without getting water everywhere

gotta love boulder canyon

yes the joke subverts expectations by not delivering the punchline, making it more funny than if it were the original

wow that one wasn't funny either you're like 0 for 5

youre just digging yourself deeper in to the ass hole