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  • That's actually a common misconception.

    It's not because Japanese ninjas are bad at being ninjas, it's just that other countries ninjas are completely invisible to the naked eye.

    Obviously we all know we can see our own country's ninjas, but other countries are invisible.

    Thanks to years of cultural import/export, most humans can naturally see Japanese ninjas.

    So congrats, if you can see a Japanese ninja, you're actually just close to being a weeb.

  • The future we are barreling towards:

  • And then if you don't have a/c, you get blessed with DoT reducing to only -1hp/min instead of -1hp/sec.

  • Why not just tattoo a number on their arm?

    I'm sure there's no possibility that subdermal trackers would ever be used in shitty ways.

  • lonely

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  • Look, if you didn't want people watching you, then why run lines in a public place?

    And will you not also be center of attention during the performance said lines are for?

    I suppose a birthday is aa good a place as any to test your public speaking...

  • I have more in common with a homeless person in Somalia, India, or China than I do with the super rich.

    No War Except Class War

  • I will happily eat macaroni or soup with my hands for the rest of my life if that means everyone gets Healthcare.

  • It's been so great the last 10 years saying "this is what will be happening because the neo-nazis are taking over" and everyone telling me I'm overreacting, I'm being hyperbolic, I'm exaggerating or my favorite "you're just being dramatic"

    Remember, THERE'S NO WAY they'd overturn Roe v Wade.

  • The majority of people I've brought this up with believe MKULTRA is just a Conspiracy theory and never happened, or have never even heard of it.

    Like... This is stuff they are ADMITTING TO.

  • And the Dr doesn't have a gun pointed at him OR a boot on his neck for watching what's going on interfering.

  • Hey..

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  • And then you bolt awake, with adrenaline now surging, only to be staring at your wall and it's 4am so you definitely won't be feeling rested when your alarm goes off.

  • I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish my legs looked that good in a dress.

  • Back in basic, almost every black person in my division got what was called a "shave chit" which was basically just a piece of paper saying "this recruit doesn't have to shave every morning for medical reasons"

    And having seen them try in the first week or so to shave with everyone else, yeah. Fuck shaving every day anyway, but why would you purposely force someone to essentially slice their face off little by little wherever hair grows???

  • I remember my mother taking me into a store when I was a child where people were striking.

    I asked why they were yelling since I couldn't read the signs. I was told "because they're lazy and think they should be paid more than people like your father"

    It was many years before I understood what they were mad about, and that they do NOT believe they should be paid more, they believe everyone should be paid more but they only have control over their own employment.

    Nowadays whenever I see employees striking, I give them a little fist out the window and a meep meep and shop somewhere else.

    Don't cross picket lines, your nacho cheese or deodorant can be bought somewhere else. Bonus points if you call the employer to inform them that you are shopping elsewhere until their employees conditions have been met and they decide to end the strike.

  • Reservations? You mean that thing rich people have their assistants make for restaurants?

    Once the lands get sold to corporations for mining/drilling/whatever, they'll decide you were always native to a south American country.

    You will have nothing and they will expect thanks.

  • Is it fasting if it's involuntary? I haven't eaten breakfast or lunch and it's partly because I wasn't hungry and partly because I had to go to the store to have enough food to make something.

    Either way, that's 2 meals skipped from me, I assume Utah is underwater now?

  • I live on a property with multiple families and we just use one delivery box by the main driveway.

    Since this past week was in the 90s, I started leaving out a cooler with ice and bottled water/a few colors of gatorade and a couple snacks in a small basket next to it.

    So far, no driver has taken anything, even with a "PLEASE TAKE ONE!" sign on top.

    It's too hot to work outside without all the water you can drink, electrolyte flavor packs, and bare minimum a giant-ass fan. And no, having no doors doesn't count as having a fan.

  • Well, at least in my state, we ALL own the road, since we all* pay taxes. YOU get 1/5000000th of the road, YOU get 1/5000000th of the road !

    So yes, you partially own the road, but SO DO I MOTHERFUCKER. Me being on a bicycle changes nothing.

    *inversely proportional to net worth

  • Srsly

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  • Local city is doing fireworks at 10pm.

    I'm too old for this shit, just don't wake me up.

  • My Christian relatives are big fans of the Bible, supposedly.

    I believe there's something in there about "from dust we were made, to dust we return" (paraphrased) so it would even be biblical, as long as we dry and pulverize the fertilizer!

    This is sounding better and better. I do want a much bigger garden so I can grow more of my own food...