Hi! Coming from another half asian, I personally find it more tasteful to ask "what is your ethnicity".
Wait, wasn't one of the main points of Europeans immigrating to America was for freedom of religion?
So gross! I can't believe he's out in the daylight. Every sentence I read just got worse and worse...
It's fresh water from the plumbing that gets sprayed on your butt. Like having a butt-exclusive shower with CLEAN water. I don't think you can even buy bidets that recycle shit water to spray your butt. That sounds awfully unhygienic. Are you OK, friend?
In the worst case scenario of such an encounter, and I mean worst case scenario: As a woman I would rather be mauled to death and eaten by a bear than be raped, killed, raped again, shared with his mates and ultimately possibly eaten by a man.