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Uhhhh......... "various." Go wild with yr goat parts.

It's owls all the way down.

Huh. TIL.

Just two ass-ends shoved together.

RIP KAOS

*limited to trumps demise.

I'm on board with every conspiracy I hear.

Lots of beans have lard or pork in them.

No.

When I get stuck and the words aren't working, I like to have a piece of paper to draw on. It helps with physical location and orientation, but also social dynamic stuff. Blobs and arrows. It helps me get my point across.

Note: I've never been diagnosed with anything but I also haven't been seen by anyone who could diagnose me since the late 1990's.

WTF was that movie? Did they buy the rights to the title, but not the content?

Two separate orifices. There's nothing stopping you from going off simultaneously.

.... although, if you sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.

Just a noodle

:<

I substitute sour cream thinned down with water in recipes calling for buttermilk.

Try it. If the ranch sauce is too thin with ayran, try again with whole yogurt.

Lol

The poop thing I'll have to find the article. The syphilis is bold speculation from me and me alone.

I won't shut up about it.

I had to explain to my father that, because of the wording of the new york penal code, the only reason that trump isn't a convicted rapist is that the defendant could not assert on the stand whether Donald Trump penetrated her with his penis or his finger. Digital rape is a sexual assault charge. Rape needs a penis.

.......... sparks?

I hate it here. Fucker has been riddled with syphilis and shitting himself since the 1980s and we allowed him to take the presidency twice.

My gut instinct is fear of rabies, not xenophobia. Maybe their shots weren't up to date.