Mine manifests as full-on fight or flight. Bodies do all sorts of things horrmonally to prepare you for a life or death situation, including weird genital stuff. Vasodilation or vasoconstriction, adrenaline everywhere.... super amazing on car rides with people that chew gum wetly.
I've never run into a total failure of a recipe where the proportions are unreasonable or the ingredients don't match, except on instagram.
The worst offenders were black bean brownies (looked like turd, chewed like putty), with carrot bacon coming in a hot second place. But that's not AI fuckery. That's health influencers lying for views, and me fact checking their bullshit.
Citrus season is starting. That's something to put on the shopping list, if you want some better than average oranges next week.