I came to Canada 13 years ago, and while I make more money here than I ever did in the States, it'll still never be enough to buy a place. Honestly though, the idea of owning a house and being responsible for its maintenance and upkeep is utterly repellent to me. I'd rather rent forever and have all that nonsense be someone else's problem. I ain't got the time or patience for it.

"My" MPP is one of Dougie's Trained Clapping Seals and writing her a stern letter won't do jack shit.

I had a feeling something like this was going on and I'm sure it's happening everywhere. Friggin greedy people.