Might as well buy stuff at a thrift store. You find quality and good fabric as long as you’re willing to sift. I buy 120-200 dollar cashmere sweaters for 20-25 bucks. I don’t trust that cheap shit either. If it’s cotton, cool, but if it’s not… 2 bucks is hella suspicious.

Wat

You okay bro?

Need a medic on my team. Survival is paramount.

Solid ten.

So special. That cat must really trust that sweet girl

After you spoke to a therapist

YTA.

I am not a huge texter so this sounds like a nightmare. I bet shes super busy and all you had to do was chill for a while.

Don’t create what you fear. You are probably annoying her by now.

First date is not when I’d disclose this. To me this is a third date disclosure.

First dates are supposed to be get to know you casual.

That’s a nice damn kitty right there

It sounds like he’s going to get someone seriously injured or killed.

Jackson Galaxy Cat Daddy says some cats are tree cats and others are bush dwellers. So if cat prefers the floor I suggest fancy rugs and cat beds and cat scratchers all on the floor.

I clapped irl for you

Oh fuck!