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  • Wenn einer ein Privatjet fliegt oder 10'000 ein Linienflug, ist der Privatjet dann besser?

    Dann können wir ja einfach neue Kategorien erfinden für spezifische Arten von Fleisch und alles wird gut. /s

  • Amazing Cutting-Edge Revolutionary Technological Algorithmic Science Invention
  • Just reload and watch the video. Humans evolved for that speed, which is the reason we don't need traffic lights to avoid people bouncing into each other in busy pedestrian areas. The same translates well for bicycles.

    Only once we start putting tons of metal around us, allow for super fast acceleration, and isolate ourselves from our surroundings by blocking view and and sounds, this becomes an issue.

  • I asked Microsoft's image creator to create "Godzilla in a 512k Mac game" and while this is not what I asked for, I can't help but be impressed.
  • Planet Godzilla:

    Godzillas living a peaceful live

    One Godzilla takes a major fart

    Takes off with fire coming out his arse like a rocket

    Has escape-velocity

    Flies through space for a long time

    Saves up his farts

    Homes in on earth

    Lands like a moon lander

    Earth: Major news breaks out. 

    What could it be that just destroyed LA.

    It might be an alien spacecraft.

    It doesn't look like an aircraft to me. It looks like it is the alien itself.

    It is godzilla. 

    Now live to a reporter on site. What can you tell us?

    It looks like Godzilla. But it has fire coming out it's arse. It's like, ... It's like, ... a Fart-Zilla

    Fart-Zilla destroys many more houses. 

    Society at some point finds out that Fart-Zilla actually is Vegan, and that it only eats beans, and that it forgot to soak the beans in the water before eating them. Which is a major teaching moment, to always soak your beans for 12 hours before you cook them, so you don't become fart-zilla.

    I like to think that in a few years, an AI can turn this shitty story into a wonderful, emotional, awe-inspiring video. 

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