Lemming421 @ Lemming421 @lemmy.world

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Why? Because it makes you feel better?

I think they know themselves and what they need better than you do.

Why can’t they just be happy being a male and just wear feminine clothes?

My god, you’re a genius. No trans person has ever tried “just being happy” with how they are. They put themselves through the misery and surgery and social stigmatisation, when all they had to do was “be happy”.

I bet you could solve depression too, if you put your mind to it.

You can trust Michael Sheen though. Dude turned down a knighthood because he doesn’t believe in the English system. Respect.

The Firefly

Producer: “Gareth Edwards made an amazing original sci-fi film for £79m, everyone complains about Hollywood being nothing but sequels, prequels, reboots and remakes. What have you got for me?

Screenwriter: “Let’s make another Lord of the Rings”

Producer: “You’re a genius!”

Me: *headdesk

If you can’t afford to clean the water before dumping it, you certainly can’t afford shareholder dividends or executive bonuses, right?

I don’t get it. Who hates Eli?

There’s something upsetting about how the heads get more disproportionate the further back they go…

Bless you, you sound young.

In the end I don't understand why the only change they made in the Good Place is adding a death door

You will as you get older. All of your suggestions sound terrible to me as ideas for the afterlife, but twenty years ago probably wouldn’t have.

Not everything hast to be gamified.

I'm pretty sure my relatives think I have some sort of horrible digestive issue

Is that where your username came from?

You can’t get yourself sterilised in case some future man wants to use your baby factory.

Chilling.

https://youtu.be/HfHgUu_8KgA?si=PHcgM2h_vU0dUqUL

I’m slightly too young to get away with making this joke honestly, but

You drink the water that comes out of the hot tap?

Counterpoint - if people don’t need to take crappy jobs just to afford food and shelter, those jobs will have to provide better pay and conditions to get employees.

Also, if more people can afford to get further education, you’ll get more doctors and engineers and high skilled workers, because they’ll be able to do the training instead of getting several minimum wage jobs just to support their families.

I’ve said it before - any society that can afford billionaires can afford to feed, clothe, shelter and provide basic medical care to all is members, it’s just choosing not to.

Nice try, but no, the correct response was “I got better…”

A newt?

Reminder that on an iPhone, if you hold the Volume Up and Power buttons simultaneously for several seconds, the phone will vibrate and will require the PIN or password next time you unlock it, not Face/TouchID. This happens whether the screen is on or off, so you can discretely do it in your pocket.

It’s better than Meta’s data-scraping WhatsApp or Facebook Messenger. At the time I moved to it, it was more user friendly than Signal.

Assuming of course you don’t mean sending an actual telegram, because I don’t live in the early 1900s when that was cool.

“2020 election loser”