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  • “I didn’t think the leopards world eat my face”, cried person who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces Party

  • If you vote for a fascist, you’re a fascist.

  • Oh, sorry, don’t misunderstand - obviously a crushing defeat in the popular vote is the best outcome.

    I’m just saying they have a plan for a narrow loss and a plan for getting the shit kicked out of them.

  • You’re missing MAGA logic though. If Harris wins in a landslide, that’s further proof that the results were tampered with, because clearly not that many people actually voted for her…

  • There’s enough automation that the ship probably flies itself from A to B for the most part; you only need a pilot/navigator to start, end, and change course.

    The rest of them are there for insurance purposes.

  • Chekov, unless he’s the one taking the picture…

  • I’ve always liked the idea that Kevin from Home Alone grew up to be the Jigsaw killer…

  • My boss told me verbally “don’t call your colleague a fascist by email or anything else that leaves a record”, so that was nice of him.

  • The funniest thing about watching Snowpiercer in 2023 with people who’d never seen it before was after the big reveal about what the protein bars are made of, and how horrified the characters were, all my friends were like “oh, is that it? That makes sense actually. We thought it was going to be the missing children or something terrible”

  • 3P0: it uses a very peculiar dialect

    Falcon: please… let me die…

  • I mean, cool, but which phone should OP be looking at right now?

  • Why that far? Just make it 30 years later.

    Hell, make it a stealth sequel. A sci-fi film that people think is riffing on Alien until the subtle hints make you realise there’s no Company and no Xenomorphs, but instead their experimental tech goes haywire and Sam Fucking Neill comes through a portal, no eyes and bleeding everywhere.

    Sure, you’d need an actually decent script and so on, but Hollywood pays those guys, I’m not doing all the work here.

  • That’s what I thought when I first read it.

    Then I figured it out - the letter was returned to her - it never reached the company she was applying to.

  • Rogue One is second only to Empire and I will die on that hill.

  • Sounds like that would work for same sex marriage, personal pronoun use and transitioning between genders too.

    We could call it the “mind your own fucking business” bill or something equally catchy…

  • Did he get the idea from Ford Prefect?

  • You can never replace those cities and towns

    For someone who nominally has a fortune in real estate, he clearly doesn’t understand how construction works.

    You absolutely can replace towns and cities, and someone is going to make a shitload of money doing just that once the conflict is over. The only question at the moment is whether they’re going to be Russians or westerners.

  • To the bus stop: 33.8km

    Is that a typo, or can you just randomly stand at the side of the road and flag down a bus so you don’t need as many formal bus stops?

    Because that’s wild.

  • With a little more organization and less reliance on spontaneity we can defeat him while he's still in office.

    I want what you’re smoking.

    If the rapist gets into office, say goodbye to Ukraine, goodbye to Palestine (remember, his kid is eyeing up property there already) and potentially goodbye to NATO. If the US leaves that, Putin will move further into Europe, and the question of “where will WWIII kick off?” stops being an automatic “in the Middle East”.

    Giving 34 Felonies another go at the presidency would be disastrous. For a lot more then just the idiots that voted third party.