Sorry everyone, no chad n cuck ranking this week. Two main reasons behind this decision:
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I've mostly logged off this week and literally touched grass
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I tried brainstorming ideas for this week's ranking but literally nothing politically significant has happened anywhere in the world except that Ecuadorian dude getting shot. The most interesting things other than that were the re-emergence of plane lady, Hezbollah weapon transport truck crashing, and my communist uncle in Beirut sending me a selfie from George Hawi's grave. In Ukraine-Russia, the most important event this week is Ukraine capturing half of a village with less people than comments on a hexbear mega. All these events combined would barely have an effect on the ranking.
I don't exactly understand the long-term plan of patsocs like Jackson Hinkle. When I first noticed him around two years ago, his shtick was only "le based Russia support based Trump". Now it has fully evolved to critically supporting countries that any public figure American, Dem or Republican won't even touch with a 10 inch stick because it's so taboo to do so in public. He's openly supporting Iran, Anti-Western coup leaders in Africa and even President Xi and the CPC. Okay he supports random countries because their leadership is homophobic, which Hinkle seems to care about the most, but the horseshoe theory-esque mental gymnastics are interesting to me honestly. Is the imperial American mind rotten enough that you can make it support anti-imperialism by elevating the contrarian elements? What's the play here for someone like Hinkle?
Russians troops are closing in on Kupiansk. Would be quite funny if Russia captures the first mid-sized town before Ukraine despite the Ukrainian counter-offensive. Looks like it's soon time for the Russian Kharkov Civil Administration folks to go back to work after chilling since Russia lost all these areas back in September 2022
Victoria Fucking Nuland is in Niger right now
God I fucking hate her so much that even thinking of that devil makes my blood boil
New rankings after my mountain retreat. I don't know what federation is, but welcome or whatever. Slimmed down RUS-UKR ranking because nothing is happening.
Russia - Ukraine cuck n chad power ranking
| Gigachad | Chad | Neutral | Beta Male | Virgin Cuck |
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| Lukashenko (Forever chad) | non-Nazi Ukrainian troops (brave dudes that keep getting killed due to the incompetence of command) | Kadyrov (prolonged inactivity) | Putin (no SA trip for this cuck) | Zelensky + Ukrainian command (sending men and equipment to certain death for 2 months non-stop) ⬇️ |
| Prigozhin (survived the failed coup and now main character in Africa) ⬆️ | SuriyakMaps (good neutral objective maps) | Rybar (producing good maps as always) | Shoigu (gets a rare upgrade due to being cool in the DPRK, still beta though) ⬆️ | The Russian government (neoliberal cucks) |
International cuck n chad power ranking
| Gigachad | Chad | Neutral | Beta (Fe)Male | Virgin Cuck |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bashar Al Assad (guaranteed spot for the Lion as always) | Niger coup dudes (things still unclear, but anything anti-France=good) | South African leftists (keep rocking bros, but chill on the murder stuff) | Macron (clearest case of beta I've seen) | pro-ECOWAS Africans (is there anything more cucked than wanting to stay under the boot?) |
| Cpt Ibrahim Traoré (he's good folks) | Nigerian senators (told the cuck Tinibu to fuck off) | Japan (I respect that their average age is like 70, but they're still trying to fight China) | Kenya (doing proxy imperalism just to lick some boot) | Lemmy.world (I don't even know what a lemmy is, but I was told that they're cucks) |
| All senile politicians (keep tanking America chads) | UFO dude in congress (shit rocks) | Trump (he's a vile person, but I respect the grind at this point) | McDonald's (they keep "accidentally" hiring literal kids) | Ron DeSantis (congrats, worse campaign than Jeb! already) |
