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The anti-vaccine movement is on the rise. The White House is at a loss over what to do about it.
  • When the vaccine became a litmus test for ideologies you know that folks who would gain from fewer constituents would go full bore in denialism… got my shots and standing on the balcony watching the pure bloods choke on their sputum and succumbing to Darwin’s kiss

  • Elon Musk Now Wants to Charge ALL Users For Twitter
  • Elon: I’m going to drop a deuce in your mouth, and you’re going to pay for it: rest of humanity: ….. ( gets up and leaves)

    Elon: come back here! Freeze peach! I’ll give you a pony, pinky swear!!

    (Door slamming shut)

  • Would you be buried alive for 48hr for a million dollars?
  • The rule of three (human male, optimum health)

    3 min sans air before brain damage/death 3 hrs in hostile environments before body succumbing 3 days without water before severe damage/death 3 weeks without food before death

  • Would you be buried alive for 48hr for a million dollars?
  • Do it like Senku (Dr stone) and his multi processor brain. He calculated his entombment to the second for 3,500 years. True he’s a anime badass, but I could pull off 2 days using my internal clock. I hope.

  • Would you be buried alive for 48hr for a million dollars?
  • If it was done at that moment, no. BUT if I KNEW that in advance, I’d could prep myself for that ( and even if I had doubts there’s a MILLION reasons to go thru with it) and some old school perseverance will win the day

  • Apple CEO Tim Cook Questions if Advertising With Elon Musk’s X Is Still the Right Thing to Do
  • Apple is one of the most respected recognized brands on the planet. They can encase themselves in concrete and stans will worship the block. They definitely do not need to deal with the PR headache that is Xitter (pronounced ‘shitter’ and rightfully so)

  • Where did the Carter White House's solar panels go? (2010)
  • I’m not sure if this is inappropriate, but in the event of President Carters passing,it would be the ultimate honor if they were used (somewhat since they would be a bit old) to power his resting place/ visitation center. The guy was too pure for a world such as it is now, but he did okay

  • Australian tycoon apologises over calls for more unemployment to fix worker attitudes
  • Got one better… take this choad and Money Monster Jim Cramer, shove them in a industrial washing machine with a few dozen bowling balls and put it on ‘gentle cycle’. A few hours kissing Bakelite might give these two what they surely lack, empathy for the suffering of others

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