I believe that some Republicans would argue that we have too many "ethnics" already.

Thank you! My comprehension at 3am while my toddler screams because he doesn't like sleep.... Was not at its best

Did I read that story correctly? More than 50% of injured soldiers required 3 or more artificial limbs. And 90% of injured soldiers have returned to combat? That can't be right!

While I'm happy to hear we are good enough friends to share this kind of misery with, I really wish you wouldn't. Sometimes NOT sharing is caring.

You know there's one dad trailering a cooler full of insert favorite beer here. This actually sounds like a great time.

Looks kinda like a short nosed crocodile to me...but I'm no expert. It's probably best to leave it be

Silly question. When you say America do you mean North, Central or South? All three?

I feel like people approving it would be from Russia, China, and North Korea.

Only the first born. You get to keep the rest.

I think that the issue is two fold here. He won't retire, and people keep voting for him.

Wait...my knees are pretty garbage. How would you know if your knee fluid had been harvested?

I don't think that they are capable of sweating

I had to look this one up. This is the lead singer of Lifelover, Jonas Bergqvist. He died in 2011 from an overdose.

Can confirm. I am a sleepy Dad! I mean I've got narcolepsy, so I was always destined to be sleepy Dad.

So what are you guys doing to make your colons smell good?

Underrated? Where? Pretty sure they are a big deal... Well as big as a melodeath band can be.

Phew! It is such a breath of fresh air to see that this statement didnt end with "in the United States."

If this happened in my house i couldn't even be mad. Just disappointed.