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Kris Kristofferson, Idol of Country Music and the Movies, Dies at 88
  • There's still a lot of wine and lonely girls In this best of all possible worlds

  • Finland to place Nato base near Russian border
  • St. Petersburg would be a good place to put Finland's new NATO base.

  • Harris vs. Trump: Who is leading the polls?
  • Fuck the polls, just fucking vote.

  • LFG Dolly!
  • If Dolly asked me to gun up, I'd throw lead and represent Wu to the fullest.

  • Trump Points Fingers at Biden and Harris for Assassination Attempts
  • Man, my conspiracy theorist old-head friends are going nuts on this one.

    Half of them say Donny set it up so he can play strongman golfing despite the danger

    The other half say the Barack Biden crime family set it up through Killary because the ABC Whistle-blower affidavit was so damming.

    I am just sitting here wishing I still drank so I could take the neck and shoulders off a handle of Wild Turkey and sleep until the first day of early voting.

  • Marjorie Taylor Greene rages at Mike Johnson and calls to fund government with Dems
  • I think she woke up and realized a government shutdown right before an election caused by ineffectual republican leadership might hurt them in the down-ballot. Or we woke up Sunday on the next timeline because the earth exploded, and everyone died Saturday night. It's been a crazy week and it's only Tuesday.

    Edit: looks like a shutdown before the election due to ineffectual republican leadership is back on the menu boys.

  • Trump is ‘safe following gunshots in his vicinity,’ campaign says in statement
  • Busy day

    Vance says it's cool to make shit up

    ABC Whistle-blower releases their affidavit

    MGT posts on X that the ABC Whistle-blower died in a car crash

    Someone is shot after being found with an ak47 at Mara Lago was shot at by the Secret Service after they saw him with an SKS. He ran away but was caught on the highway.

    Yep busy day

    Edit: forgot the SCOTUS leaks...super duper busy day.

  • JD Vance now says Haitian immigrants are spreading HIV after bizarre pet-eating claim flops
  • Well hell man I thought that it was obvious that Bill Gates's Windows 11 version of 5g is what gave the illegal trans dogs HIV and sentience by allowing the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to bus HIV-positive migrant sex workers to the farm where them dogs got hand jobs and subcutaneous trackers giving them opposable thumbs and an insatiable thirst for fine upstanding white women so to spread the AIDS and replace us with all sorts of brown people from the subcontinent. When Trump wins we can deport them all back to Mexico where they can eat them spicy chili beans and dance around their hats. I ain't getting replaced by some chili bean eaten half Mexican half Haitian half Venuviouswaylen HIV-positive illegal trans dog that eats Haitians from Ohio.

  • JD Vance now says Haitian immigrants are spreading HIV after bizarre pet-eating claim flops
  • I bet the illegal Haitians are getting HIV from eating illegal trans dogs that cross the border at night after escaping from the Venezuelan mental asylums and being bussed by Biden to Ohio so they can vote under assumed names using stolen birth certificates that belonged to fine upstanding white Americans who died from the Covid hoax. Damn you illegal Haitians!

  • Trump says he won't debate Harris again
  • Hahahahaha fucking coward, little Donny got his buns cooked by a woman. What a piece of shit loser that guy is.

  • Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs loses $100m default judgment over sexual assault allegations
  • Sir, believe you me, that's one hell of a commissary.

  • Trump threatens lawyers, donors and election officials with prison for 'unscrupulous behavior'
  • Oh you fucked up big time, that's what you've done buddy. Do you know who I am? Do you? Do you know who I am? Do...you...know...who I am?

  • Ken Paxton Threatens to Block Democrats From Registering to Vote
  • Cunt Eye Ken is squarely in LULAC's crosshairs after the raids. I can't see how Garland is going to be able to ignore all of this with LULAC screaming at him about it.

    Of course, we are talking about real life so absolutely nothing will happen, and their crooked grip on Texas will remain.

    Shower of bastards is what it is

  • What is the most quintessential 90s movie?
  • Yall probably forgot about Hackers because it's a documentary but it's pretty 90s

  • Israeli Forces Shot an American in the West Bank. The US Government Doesn’t Seem to Care
  • I mean, how American are they? What's their net worth?

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