Eh this is the same fad with probably the same people who all bought/would have bought a Mustang in the 90s

Sea urchins

Don't know you, but you're a tireless worker who goes as above and beyond. You've always been there when needed whether it was helping me understand that new online ordering stuff with COVID or just mowing my lawn when you were younger. I would definitely love to have someone like you as an employee. Send them my way

Either tailscale the network and not worry about it being "public facing" or if it must be somewhere in the denizens then an outbound only connection between a secure remote server and my server.