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  • That one friend who insists that they don't know how to cook.

    You reassure them and tell them they can learn.

    The friend who can't cook goes on to boil a pot of water and returns with this abomination that defies physics

  • This was a joke because the inverse is also true .... arrows are also rotating to point down

    This GIF really messes with your head

  • The arrows are always rotating to point up

  • Basically ..... and the funny part is that America takes it seriously and the media goes along with whatever the toddler says.

    Turnip is a representation of just how dumb this country is

  • This trash podcaster should be labelled one degree worse than actual brain cancer.

    Anyone that would want to listen to an entertainer run pseudo intellectual circles around everything like a dog chasing its tail deserves to be treated like an idiot

  • rule

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  • Every time I see shit like this ... all I keep imagining is 340 million idiots in charge of nuclear weapons and the world's largest military

    Your leadership isn't the problem ... the entire country is

  • Some grumpy exhausted, frustrated and fed up Borg drone (speaking in a condescending tone): this is Borg cube 13465356, please hold the line while I connect you to a representative. ...... (soft elevator music starts playing)

  • Hang up ..... block number .... delete conversation

    You're gonna have to work harder than that to assimilate me

    ..... oooo look, a special at the hardware store

  • I find it useful to carry small things that are important.

    • a single house key
    • $5 worth of coins for parking
    • a small picture of Gowron
  • All out war and violence .... that's what's stopping us.

    If we ever attempted that, we would be easily manipulated into thinking that it was a war for other reasons and generally break down into a general war.

    And at the end of the fighting, the rich and powerful would take over the narrative of why the war started.

  • If someone were to identify that person ... I'd contribute to a fundraising site for them

  • That's the difference in mentality for the fight to the death

    Theist -> I wanna kill you because you are a threat to my beliefs but I'm willing to die because I believe there is an afterlife waiting for me.

    Atheist -> I want to defend and preserve my life from your psychopathic beliefs because I believe there is no afterlife and this is the only life I'll ever know.

  • Analysis: America is dumber than a bag of hammers to comprehend the accusations, proof and evidence to even do anything about it.

  • In the Star Trek universe .... all humans have had their sense of smell desensitized ... because in places like DS9 the air would be so overwhelming with so many interspecies smells that it would make every human either pass out or vomit uncontrollably.

  • This looks more like the EMHH

    Emergency Merle Haggard Hologram

  • Walks over to the other side of the parking lot and throws a bag of trash into an actual Tesla: .... fuggin idiots and their Teslas

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    I could feel the sand around my hands and feet.

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    I could feel the cold air, the heavy wind and the seatbelt tight around my waist.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    I could feel the sunlight on my face as I drifted towards the moon.

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    The blinding flash of sparks and light mixed with the broken glass and jagged steel.

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    Trailer Park Space Boys

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    Captain One Eyed Pike at the helm

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    Using Orion Methods

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    32nd Century glasses always bugged me

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    Jet Reno In A Jet With Janet Reno In Reno

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    Jet Reno

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    Klingon Hell

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    Not everyone could make it to the opening of Ten Forward

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    Yes, Ten Forward is here!

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    How to lift a motorcycle

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    Aliens decide to communicate with us

    motorcycles @lemmy.ca

    Motorcycle of your dreams

    Canada @lemmy.ca

    Peace On Earth (1939): Internet Archive

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    Thanks Shane you beautiful Irish Bard

    Risa @startrek.website

    AI memes are probably the freakiest thing I've seen .... so far

    Risa @startrek.website

    Risa Quiz ... Who is this man