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  • And if we move just one percent of a full trip around the galaxy, about two million years would have gone by and none of this shit would even mean anything to be remembered.

    We've only got one shot at this folks, let's make it count.

  • Electrifying

  • Not really, it takes about ten minutes and then your body realizes you're not going to eat so it switches to economy mode and forgets about hunger for a while. Coffee does the same thing.

    It's only if you do this repeatedly for about a day that you'll turn into a raging animal, start breaking furniture and call your wife a whore as you try to solve your hunger.

  • Crazy orange senile politician says crazy things ... country accepts it as normal

    What else is new America?

  • I'd ask for the stupid AI scanning system to scan my car before I agree to renting it. Once they sign off on the 'all clear' notification from their AI scanner before rental, then I'd consider renting it .... but after reading this headline, I'd probably just tell them, I'm spending a few hundred dollars more on renting a car from someone else.

  • I thought that was a sheep's stomach that was full of shit

  • "If"?

    I always smile when someone starts a question about death with the word "if"

    It's never a question of 'if' we die or when someone dies ..... it's a question of 'when'

    Death .... it's the great equalizer for all of humanity, no matter how smart, dumb, young, old, rich, poor, intelligent, stupid, educated, illiterate you are, we always end up in the same place where we started .... the deep dark eternal sleep.

  • If you develop a society and infrastructure to the point where you are asking every pedestrian to wear a hi-vis jacket .... the pedestrians are not the problem ... your infrastructure, vehicles and mentality are the problem.

  • If that's the logic of your movement .... then violence becomes a logical option. If your followers are that unhinged, you have to use violence because they are becoming comfortable with the idea of wanting to kill you for opposing them.

  • Better yet, take down the fake "hornet nest", and take it home to disassemble and recover the hidden recordings inside

  • Not really, the club got fractured a few times and spawned competitor copy cat book clubs all over the place ... they keep trying to out do one another with different rules, dress codes and funny hats.

  • How about just shut your country down? a mass protest or nation strike on every business and corporation.

    Feed people of course and let food and water work as usual but every profit driven business is just stopped for a day or two.

    I know its a pie in the sky idea and everyone will shoot me down as nuts but its the only tool that the public has against its government and corporate overlords.

  • Hi my name is Ininewcrow and you're all assholes .... I'd like to share today and talk about all your fuckery

  • There are plenty of wild plant alternatives in my area in northern Ontario. Some even contain stimulants that are like caffeine. Unfortunately, if you make them too strong and concentrated, they can become poisonous.

  • The Scots are a hairy bunch and it does take time to wash all that hair.

  • You guys do realize that a lot of this crap is just rage bait, dumb bait, hate bait and stupid bait to just get us all to pay attention to this stupid orange monkey.

    He keeps throwing around his own feces and we keep paying attention.

    At one point you have to wonder who the idiot is.

    Him

    Or us

  • They also enjoy using them for their sexual enjoyment

    Children for Republicans serve all their carnal purposes

  • Does this mean that St Teresa had a wild night of hedonistic partying in 1652 or that Lindsay Lohan had a profound spiritual awakening in 2007?

  • toasty

    Jump
  • That one friend who insists that they don't know how to cook.

    You reassure them and tell them they can learn.

    The friend who can't cook goes on to boil a pot of water and returns with this abomination that defies physics

  • Lemmy Scare You! A community for sharing short scary stories. @lemmy.world

    The Lonely Trapper

    Lemmy Scare You! A community for sharing short scary stories. @lemmy.world

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    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    He kissed his son on the forehead for the last time and held him close.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    She moved her panties to the side.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    A being with a human like face knocked on the exterior of the glass dome in front of us.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    As the day time light faded, I put on my special solar glasses to look at the eclipse.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    I served the German SS officer his coffee with cream in the most prestigious hotel in Frankfurt.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    A laser light sign was projected on everyone's house from an unknown source.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    The angel looked upset, concerned, frustrated and almost angry with red watered eyes and a flushed face.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    I had been alone in space orbit for the past five days.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    A strange white orb lingered high in the sky and stayed there for days.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    It took four or five days.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    The men of the German SS Tank Division cheered and celebrated up and down the long column.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    My body moved and talked on its own.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    As Death led him away by the hand, the more he asked, the more he forgot.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    I lay in the dark wondering what to write.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    It was 500 years ago when the massive star system had collapsed in its final death throes and randomly threw out enormous jets of radiation into the vacuum of space.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    I felt my face hit the floor, heard the roar of the crowd and saw their wild faces.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    I could hear the doctor speak to his staff and give directions for the work ahead.

    Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works

    My breath grew slow, my chest became calm and the tightness let go.