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  • No matter the combination ..... add a smoke machine to the whole thing too

  • If there is an afterlife ... the universal creator probably sent Ozzie to hell

    A perpetual afternoon soiree in upstate New York with a women's nature conservation group

  • The endless amount of publicly available internet photos aren't enough for you?

    If America doesn't know ... then they are just that dumb

    If America does now ... then they are dumb and dangerous at the same time

    Regardless of however you want to frame the story ... America just comes out as a country of very, very stupid people

  • Add to the mayhem by wiring the button to a very loud siren or horn over the person's head, have a bright flashing strobe light go off in three different directions, get the button to generate a momentary light electrical shock to the finger and have about four water balloons land on their head at the same time.

    If all goes well, it will make them feel like the actual claymore did go off.

  • Removing and reformatting the 'Dad Jokes' subroutine

  • In another life, the Grand Nagus approves ... beautifully done!

    Actor Wallace Shawn, had a role in 'The Princess Bride' as Vizzini the Sicilian criminal leader ..... and he later played the role of the Ferengi Grand Nagus Zek in DS9

  • Then I have to go tell my mama

    Memeing with ummthatguy
    makes me want to rhyme

  • Basically North America's response to Global Warming

  • And that's the other end of the spectrum to modern streaming services.

    Taking a concept, idea or story and stretching it across as many episodes as possible for greatest value.

    I'm getting sick and tired of watching a murder mystery documentary style show that could easily be summed up in one one-hour long program .... but streaming companies are getting into the habit of turning these one hour long shows and turning them into three or four hour long episodes.

    I just watched Netflix's 'Amy Bradley Is Missing' - a three part docu-series that was interesting but at the end of it I felt like I wasted too much time watching it. All of it could have easily been summed up in a one hour long show.

  • The way streaming services work are too keep popular series for two or three seasons and get rid of them.

    They don't want long running popular series because it builds a strong fan base that shrinks over time and new viewers are less likely to follow the series from the beginning.

    They know that the highest popularity any show will have is in the first or second season and maybe the third. So it's best to get rid of it early and start building something new to restart the next big hit show money train.

    The whole thing is built, like everything else in the world today .... to make money, lots and lots of money.

  • Does Berman have six fingers in his right hand? If he does, when I meet him I will tell him ....

    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Terry. Prepare to die.

  • The country falling apart, people getting kidnapped by masked police, unidentified government officers arresting people, ignoring citizens in natural disasters, government breaking down ..... all those things didn't cause alarm bells?

    Now they're accusing one another of sex crimes again and government is grinding to a halt?

    The US is turning into the most expensive laughing stock in the world!

  • As violent as this sounds, it is acceptable .... because if fascists have their way and get access to power, the first thing they'll try to do is beat any opponents or anyone they don't like until they're unrecognizable and string them up by their feet in a public square.

    There's a reason why its OK to punch a Nazi or fascist. Because Nazis and fascists would not think twice of doing violence to any opponent if they had the power and the chance. That is what their ideology is ... exerting power over everyone because they feel that they are entitled to it.

  • You are free to be a racist ignorant asshole in public and proudly announce it .... you won't be arrested for it.

    The majority of everyone around you will hate your guts tho and will deny ever being your friend or wanting to know you again.

    There's a reason why all these fascist wannabes have to hide their identity, wear masks and change their names. They want to be a cockroach but they know that everyone hates cockroaches

  • Gave them double thoughts and a surprise prayer

  • Is this thread the equivalent of fracking for Frakes?

  • Once Chief O'Brien dies and no longer exists ..... all of the Trek universe will disappear because no one will have access to the massive transport buffer where all of the Trek universe exists that O'Brien built and maintained.

    That day is coming :(