Impractical_Island @ Impractical_Island @lemmy.world

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High society is for flam goers a d gramma obviously. That why I fuck in the dumpster. That and I like it

Just perceive n undo the karmic fetters that bind you to the existence-illusion complex and you can, just like the Buddha and more have said!

I wish for an ability to understand topology the way Jesus did. Dude could weave a tail, I herd. I'm a bovine, obviously. That's what this character is

No thay do for ever

I put my bowl between the couch and the Groupon and i know it does so I get it back awhn I eat it and then i have done so it go

Don't tell vikings they can eat your house; they will for thet do as a way to have the wood ibto itself whicg is how it grows back evety yesr

They need to at lest count my cum calories. It not safe ergonomically if they don't and I sew

One day I'll be a trillionaire

Just need2 put fare on air

Then we trump up a scare

Taking money in ways fair

At least deems capitalism

Hu cares? I-got-mine-ism!

It's bullshit I have to deal with the bars of my cage being electrocuted! My life partner makes all but staying perfectly still to OBEY MY MASTER wrong. i have to eat when he says I have to speak when he says be quiet when quiet he says have to jump wheb he says jump. TRIMPLE JUMP IM BEINGBUSED

Ghbthkalgator!

That's some bulshit dude. At this point, I have to conclude you're using me to get idiots to take their meds en masse through basic side-sociology, as we know it in the field. Cuz I do something, as in, I dooooo it. Which is different...than most? I think they're following me. To set me up. But by setting me up, I report it, and thus you are conformed by it. I understand Sam of Eclicia now, as I understand Nathan of Ye. Took a second. Sorry. You still off-put me by the way I naturally detect deception. It's like 98.6% what you're supposed to be, if C = 1, of course.

Sorry I'm the way I am. I'm being manipulated by my life partner and his family and maybe the whole town, so I'm by default on high alert. I'm bipolar type so I'm prone to being capricious and ruining my life every which way on a whim.

Oh wait, you're a different person. I'm sorry. Everyone looks the same to me from my perspective. God fucks with me too.

I don't believe you, because you started this conversation criticizing me for things I do out of my problems but deflect into it being performance art so I don't go kill myself for being so God damn inferior to the average person that they always start shit by reflecting on how inferior I am by their normative standards set forth by the culture that bequeathed them.

That's what it's like, being schizoaffective, if you didn't know. Of course, I'm talking to God now, as only He is really listening to what I say every day.

Why can't you? I just made what I would have made back when I was still a lil babby qredator. That's the joke. I'm not that anymore and know the relativity of my own operating system, and thus I'm useful, but you obviously read my other comments on this meme people made today.

It's Vic WeHadABabYItsDeadWeBurnedItAliveAndSacrificedTheRemainstoThorHaiSatan. Do you accept this call (protip: it's Jesus)?

The aliens do all this shit to me, I tell ya. The FBI is too stupid to realize the call is coming from inside the house. Or at least some are.

No, if I spent the time making pretty things, that would take sway from the authenticity of being schizoaffective and playing an autobiographical character, cuz I'm a juggler and this is performance art.

I want your dumbass to do what it can't help but do, which you're going to do right now. :)

Bro literally doesn't realize I'm doing this intentionally bevause dis b my fart

Bro literally read this and downvoted

If you're willing to fondle me in public