I see Moe, but not Larry or Curly

Oh, it sucked

Mostly just rich people getting mad that they didn't get tickets to events and getting even madder that we didn't have a private reserve of tickets just for them

My favorite case though, was ordering flowers for a man who didn't even know his wife's favorite color

Boy howdy, it really cemented my distaste for the upper crust

Still remember one of the last cases I took as an phone concierge for American Express was getting a guy front-row seats to that concert

I mean, the guy had a black card, he was probably fine

INNOVATION

So, did you get into the vault and make off with the original version of the U.S. Constitution, the one that had to replaced because Jefferson kept writing "Suckers" instead of "People"?

I mean

Yeah

: But they put the cheese in the crust!

Only the most civilized nations count

Thank you for reminding me the new season started

Magical thinking opens your brain up to wrinkly gibberish

We have to make sure they step on nails on their way down the stairs

So, setting them on fire and electrocuting them?

Zapp was gonna 9/11 the Neutral Planet

So all we need to do to get the $2000 they still owe us is suffer though 2.8 natural disasters

No, we just know how much y'all suck

I like my libs with more meats on their bones

What's that black cracker?

Okay Sargent Skinner