Seconding Debian. It just works out the box and is built like a tank. It'll only break if you break it yourself

Ngl I was expecting them to walk it back a bit. It's a tactic to announce something so absolutely absurd that it makes what you actually want to do look more reasonable. I'm still not gonna touch unity again

This actually isn't the case any more as they were somewhat recently reintroduced into the wild!

https://www.science.org/content/article/two-decades-vanished-stunning-spixs-macaw-returns-forest-home