He's saving the "BUT MY RESOLVE HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER" portion for the convention

First thought that popped in my head yesterday.

Along with this you should also request a personal information report from your privacy settings....processing hundreds of thousands of requests should give them good practice and let Sony know we value our privacy

While Urumi did exist, this is not a picture of one. This is a Celtic sword likely bent when placed in the grave of a dead soldier. Ancient celts would bend the swords before burying the soldiers with them so, they couldn't be used again.

Just for context here is a more complete conclusion,

"But The Times concluded that the missile in the video was never near the hospital. It was launched from Israel, not Gaza, and appears to have exploded above the Israeli-Gaza border, at least two miles away from the hospital."

doing the math in his head.....Nice

I mean yes....but Scranton has made one of those safest cities in the US lists....I think like top 100

I know this was a joke but it is actually interesting...supposedly Scranton was the first city in the US (or maybe PA) with electric street lights.

Scranton is a dot of blue surrounded by red....but overall the area is fairly moderate with a few crazies.

Seriously consider Scranton, PA. I live here and most houses go for well under your budget. You get all the seasons, are surrounded by state forest, and multi gigabit internet is available (thru Comcast unfortunately but other ISP's are moving in soon). Also it's in a county that remained blue during PA's 2016 turn to red.

It requires a light touch. When you do it right, no one will be sure you've done anything at all.