Image description: Professional soccer player holding up a new sports shoe. The shoe is dark beige, the base pink, then green. It looks like a sandwich with tomatoes and lettuce
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Image description: Gravestone for an English teacher that reads: Here lies (not "lays") Billee Woody Robbins Reed
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Image description: Ad for Bovril. It's a painting done in creams, browns, and pale yellows. Makes me think of Spain in the evening. Shows a bottle of the product. Shows a cow with large horns, a tear running down its cheek. The caption is "Alas, my poor brother"
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Image description: Sign in a grocery store that reads "Potatoes are behind you"
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@Tristaniopsis just a joke. The line down the middle could be a boa dangling there
Image description: Washroom signs that are graphic representations of people. The first is a person in a dark suit and tie. The second is a person in an opera cape and feather boa
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(title added by lemmy community mod). Original text: last month when my car and I were smashed to bits by a drunk driver, just as the fire department was pulling my broken body through the crumpled door, the dashboard started flashing GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE and I did not need that. I did not.
Image description: Meme titled "All robots and computers must shut the hell up" and goes on to state that all machines should not speak unless spoken to and that "I will never speak to you"
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Image description: Photo of the 4 of the Derry Girls: Orla, Claire, Erin and Michelle
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Image description: Sword-billed hummingbird. Bright green and purple hummingbird with a very, very long beak
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Image transcripion: A dead tree in a swamp. It seems to have a body, two arms and two legs, and the way they're each twisting, the tree looks like he's in the big finale of a musical.show
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Image transcription: Photo of Mariah Carey and Miley Cyrus at the Grammys. So, E= mc squared
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