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The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works
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America’s Latest Gig Economy Side Hustle Has Customers Saying They’re “Getting Their Hole Done”

What's the laziest thing you have done?

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  • I didn’t read a book because it was in the other room.

    • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works
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    Sentient Lincoln Memorial Algae Confirms Expansion Plans, Requests Less Oxygen
    The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works
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    VP Introduces “Moral Inflation” Index, Says ‘That Whole Hitler Thing’ Would Barely Make It Through Lunch

    World’s Most Famous Illustrator Accused of Faking AI Style She Invented Four Decades Ago

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  • Yeah we couldn’t remember the artists name. She’s the one that does that one thing… with the brushes? You know the one.

    • World’s Most Famous Illustrator Accused of Faking AI Style She Invented Four Decades Ago

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  • Not all humor is for everyone. Perhaps you just didn’t get the joke?

    • World’s Most Famous Illustrator Accused of Faking AI Style She Invented Four Decades Ago

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  • Exactly.

    • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works
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    World’s Most Famous Illustrator Accused of Faking AI Style She Invented Four Decades Ago
    The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works
    Dispassionate @quokk.au

    Workers Reveal Confidential Data to AI Boss Scam After It Asks About Their Weekend
    The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works
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    Snap Unveils AI Glasses That Replace Reality With Whatever Makes You Feel Better

    Billionaires Announce Peaceful Protest No Longer Considered a Credible Threat

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  • Lock and load.

    • Billionaires Announce Peaceful Protest No Longer Considered a Credible Threat

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  • We don’t make a dime on this.

    • Billionaires Announce Peaceful Protest No Longer Considered a Credible Threat

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  • Find me a free image that looks like that and we will slap the text on it and replace the image.

    • Billionaires Announce Peaceful Protest No Longer Considered a Credible Threat

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  • The image is AI generated. No one is suggesting they aren’t. Did you want us to somehow get a dozen people together, make some signs, and take a photo for an article you’re going to forget about by the end of the day? That’s ridiculous. Grow up.

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    Billionaires Announce Peaceful Protest No Longer Considered a Credible Threat
    The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works
    Dispassionate @quokk.au

    Kansas City Debuts AI-Powered Bus Seating Initiative; Officials Stress It Is Absolutely Not Segregation

    Kansas City Pushes Ahead With Facial Recognition on Buses

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  • I think they mean black people.

    • Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016

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    • Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016

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  • If you don’t enjoy the writing, please block this account. You’ll be a much happier person.

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    Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016

    Trump Announces Plan to Convert Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Into World’s Largest Indoor Ice Rink

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  • 🥰🫂

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    Trump Announces Plan to Convert Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Into World’s Largest Indoor Ice Rink

    Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By Sundown

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  • He already beat me. “Vandalism”

    • Introducing the Watermelon Guillotine — Now With Easy Assembly Instructions

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  • Eat the Watermelon.

    • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works
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    Introducing the Watermelon Guillotine — Now With Easy Assembly Instructions

    Successful Purge of Billionaires Creates Peace on Earth Overnight; Some Americans Concerned They Can No Longer Dream of Becoming One

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  • Preach! (Guillotine emoji)

    • Successful Purge of Billionaires Creates Peace on Earth Overnight; Some Americans Concerned They Can No Longer Dream of Becoming One

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  • Amen.

    • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works
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    Successful Purge of Billionaires Creates Peace on Earth Overnight; Some Americans Concerned They Can No Longer Dream of Becoming One

    Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By Sundown

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  • It is rather difficult to write about political satire these days. Perhaps there is an audience for fictional news where everything is basically a utopia. Headlines like “Fossil fuel end complete, planet in remission” or “Universal healthcare announced in USA, basic income next week” or “Successful purge of billionaires creates peace on earth overnight”

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    Scientists Confirm Sentient Life In Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

    Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By Sundown

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  • We should sample the algae bloom in that pool and look for intelligent life.

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    Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By Sundown

    Unnamed kid

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  • So adorable. My runt has weak jaw muscles. He loves to bite me and it just tickles. It’s a chore to eat dry food, but he won’t touch the wet stuff.

    • Internet Teen Discovers Imagination After Turning Off AI

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    Internet Teen Discovers Imagination After Turning Off AI
    The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works
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    Vance Announces Exciting New Investment Opportunities in Iran’s “Rapidly Expanding Rubble Sector”
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    G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of Summit
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    Complex Pharmaceutical Compound Reduced to ‘Copper Good’ by Wellness Industry
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    Local Marxist Developer Tragically Displaced By International Worker Solidarity
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    In-N-Out Announces New Location, Requires Five Years Experience for Entry-Level Burger Position