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  • While I agree completely, it is troublesome that you, BombOmOm, are saying this... :/ username checks no fly list out.

  • Sadly this is missing the "worf is a terrible father" slice of the pie.

  • Really? ... Am I super weird then? Because I can visualize volume and distance really well. I just assumed that was being, like, literate in both systems of measure.

  • Hmm. That's weird. Me, my mom and my dad all have the same phone. I try to keep them on whatever I'm on to make trouble shooting over the phone easier when they call me with problems. Both of them report laggyness, too.

    Eta

    I should clarify, until recently, I've been used to higher end phones. The note series and whatever flagship LG was rocking when I was off the notes. Maybe I'm just spoiled?

  • It was a scary moment. For added funny: I am 6'2, 285lbs (188cm, 130kg), and I'm not lying when I say I matrix dodged that shit.

  • Haha. Thanks. Lol.

    There was another time I burnt down the whole kitchen making tacos. But that's less fun a story. Lol.

  • Decided to make fried chicken. We rarely ever eat fried foods, and so I don't have fancy things like deep fryers. What I had was a large cast aluminum pot.

    Filled it about half way with oil, made amazing delicious fried chicken.

    I also don't have a stop top. Use a single eye burner. Needed the burner for something else, so sat the pot on the counter next to the sink.

    Moved wrong, knocked the pot into the sink. Boiling oil goes down the drain.

    Know what's at the bottom of the drain? A trap full of water.

    Water met boiling oil as I matrix dodged our of the way and a geysey worthy of yellow stone came flying out of the sink, both sides, shooting boiling oil and steam everywhere. Covering the ceiling, the walls, the floor. Even the dog got hit (thank God for long, thick fur!). I had splatter burns on my legs, which was the only part of me not under the counter when it landed. It came up with so much force it threw the pot out of the sink.

  • Anytime! Long live and prosperous, friend

  • It really does. But I'm glad to be finding alternatives, and especially ones that I don't have, like, latent guilt about using. It's nice to use something that isn't corporate for a change.

    I'll check out the site. Any other fediverse/noncorporate sites you recommend?

  • That's fantastic. You've got a great voice for this kind of stuff, too.

  • I've been trying to get off of other sites and into fediverse alts. I haven't found an imgur replacement, so I made a pixelfed account. I've basically just been cramming it full of stolen memes. I've never had more available space on my phone! Lol.

  • Oh that's an awesome idea!

    We've been discussing the need to get some of our yarn to a new home. There's so much, and it's just never going to be used as there's just literally too much.

  • Oh shit is that actually you? You have an awesome sense of humor. When you cracked up at the end was fantastic.

  • Stamets, I'm browsing through Risa today, and your memes are consistently absolute freaking treasures. I just want to thank you for enabling me to avoid responsibilities and reddit.

    ... I am also acquiring them all.

  • At first I thought you were making a joke, and then I remember that's an actual freaking episode. God I need to rewatch ds9.

  • Majel Barrett is without a doubt my favorite trek actress. Just so damned good.

  • The attached audio is absolutely amazing. I think I'm in love.