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  • It's specifically a goose wearing a sombrero. Lol.

  • "Well behaved fe-males rarely make profit"

  • I am in the picture and I do not like it

  • Oh, that's different. Items on sale are exempt. You should have led with that! You almost lost Quick Walk!

  • Ew, you have sportsball equipment? The gay agenda is going to need a word with you. You're hurting our image. We abandoned respectability politics in the 2010s. You need to update your plan, or you could face serious fines and a loss of the ability of walk super quickly for no reason.

  • c/witchymeme would love this. Lol

  • This is me, the only exception is hand knitted or crocheted items. They're literally the only things I'll actually respect wash instructions on. If someone takes the time to make me something by hand, or if I spend the time to do it, I'll treat it right. Otherwise, that shit is going is going into the washer with shirts, jeans, two towels, a flat sheet, a little bleach, some powder detergent, and some downy. I know you're not supposed to downy towels, but ain't nobody got time for separating laundry in this bish.

  • Good God, we really will use anything but the metric system.

  • If you don't know it already, please listen to I Steal Pets by Rachel Bloom.

  • I don't know very many Buddhist quotes. I'm just beginning to learn about buddhism in earnest. But a religious studies class I took a while back had one story that I loved, and have taken to heart since.

    Super paraphrased, and but I'm going for spirit of the message here.

    Two monks were walking down a path one day, and came across a bridge that had fallen. A woman stood at the banks of the stream, and asked the monks to carry her across, because she could not swim. The younger monk immediately said no, as the monks were forbidden from touching a woman. The older man agreed, and carried the woman across the water, and the two monks went on their way. The younger monk stewed over this, becoming more and more upset about, until finally that night, as they went to rest, the younger monk exploded, "Why did you touch that woman? You know we are forbidden to touch a woman! You have broken you vow!"

    And the older monk replied "I carried the woman for a moment. You have carried her all day."

  • He's a Good Boy.

  • Does anyone know if this is something that was actually possible? Like, how sure are we they looked one way and not the other?

  • The fuck shade of spray tan are you getting?

  • Climate change, same sex marriage (though, perhaps not as shocking as some might expect, ditto anything trans related), potential mars colonization, coming off the heels of the Spanish flu, COVID news would probably freak em out. Ooh, the USSR being gone, and China being a world super power. The USSR would have been new to them, and it collapsing less than a century later would probably feel quite odd, especially if you could make them understand just how incredibly advanced the USSR got in such a short amount of time. Tons of stuff.

  • Idk if it works for Android, but I think gimp covers those bases. Also, do you have other comics you haven't posted here? I desire more!

  • That's how I found it, actually. We were new to the area (and it is rural), and there was a rock slide on the interstate that blocked traffic for a couple days, and I needed to get to a mechanic that was over there. Had to find an alternate route. Never looked back since. Lol.

    But yes, unless there's a rock slide, wreck, or they've closed it for construction, it generally takes 15-20 minutes.

  • Not gonna name the road for hopefully obvious reasons, but there's a back road near me that's named after a town that used to be along it's side back in the 1910s, before it burned down. It's a state highway now, and it connects my town to another town about 40 minutes. There are no stores, attractions, businesses, etc on it. There's an interstate that also connects the two, that only takes 15 minutes. I always take that back road. That stretch of interstate is prone to rock slides, and that's my excuse, but in reality, I just love that drive. It's almost entirely state land, forested, a couple really nice meadows. About half of it is paved, half is gravel. I love it so much. I rarely have a reason to go to that other town, but sometimes I just make the drive to make the drive.