Why the U.S. Should Sanction India Over Scam Call Centers
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SLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.
SLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.
SLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.
SLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for free
SLPT When holding a presentation, laugh out loud every few sentences. This creates a fun and relaxing atmosphere that captivates your audience.
SLPT: Driving in the dark and want to save on headlights? Navigate via echolocation with the car horn.
SLPT If you say "we're not counting calories today" out loud before eating, your body will respect it and not count them either.
SLPT You actually don't have to pay taxes. Just write 0 income, the government aren't allowed to check.
Unhinged rant, not news.