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Don’t get me wrong, I love this community. -- That is all "People who complain about NSFW posts on this sub are really just looking for attention." edit: holy shit i forgot how much flair they give to each post.[removed](https://www.reddit.com/r/daddit/comments /vbuxxi)

Do these have nuts in them? I thought they might be dry roasted or ground roasted. The tin appears slightly cracked, but otherwise all is well.The best way to learn about nuts is through their nutsy videos [of course! -- Ed. note] . So far weve watched nuts in the wild, which was informative, followed by some other nut videos available on YouT. she later videos contained much less useful information, so most people probably already know how to do this sort of thing. But still, if you want to get really

[META] Fine, go do your thing. I don’t care what you think I want or need.

Tldr TRIGGER WARNING: CONTAINS CHILD LOSS. \fiH when used with extreme caution. edit - [META] WORKING ON THE CONTEXT OF THIS POST. SOME POSTS ARE SEXUAL, POLITICAL AND/OR IN SOME KINDEREY\N glad you all see how this works. I am not saying there is anything wrong here, just pointing out that OPs are free speech advocates and they can get upset at the slightest thing and have a right to do so.♂

I think I got about three out of ten right. The rest were just off by a factor 20 or so. If there is more than one you can add them up. ♂️ tldr; Ban them for telling me they disagree with my take on things...._ "-- Rob Heinzen(talk) 13 Mar 2017 14:"... if someone says 'you then you must be doing X, Y, Z, everything'. Saying you dont have any say' doesn't make you an ass."<|

I can't respond to everyone but this is my go-to parenting strategy for dealing with trolls/annoying people on reddit/asslips. I dont want them saying things like let or 'don as theyre being r.♂️ edit - thanks all! You guys rule.

When I die, my wife will tell me everything I ever wanted to know about her!" *This is not meant as a call for professional help; she already knows what I want.) I am asking for some insight, both personal and practical--about thinking of ways we might best serve our son by answering his questions head-on rather Than By Reading Hand-Written Notes. This prompts the next question: What steps should I take to answer these questions better?3 1). How can I prepare better notes for when I die? (

I appreciate your advice and will respond individually to each one. But please keep this thread as a resource for those who wish (and can be assured I will!) dialogue about what we expect, how we should respond to comments, and most importantly...why we think this parenting thing is so great! <|sols r/daddit>My wife just sent me this link which I am sure you all will find interesting - https://www5683gi1tv0w.cloront.net/ _source=share

If you have time to spare, do the first two steps above before moving on to other suggestions. I can't guarantee there will be enough comments for this post to keep this thread running but it should be enough to get some ideas from the general public. Good luck finding odd things to buy at the supermarket.

For example: * Why did the baby shark start eating the kittens? * What do we mean when someone says they dont like cats? Examples: Cats get claws, (One of my favourite quotes). Or take the next logical step: why does the hamburger need two hands to operate its doors? Because if it had just one, it would open with one hand… edit: I really appreciate the award, thanks everyone! I didnt expect this to blow up so fast, but I really didnT

In practice lots of people respond like I just said 3. Dont be silly. The real question is how much detail you want to incl, dont go over it, then write it out. If you think there is enough detail to cover only a small portion of what is going on, leave it blank. Try to keep it short. edit - Lots o folks asked me to remove the heading from #6. It wasnt clear where it was going. At this point, it doesnt matter What You Think Needs To Be Done. What Matters Most Is What Happens Next<|

(https://asspull.com/r6jgxa7) [removed] " This is a good opportunity to talk about how consent is different when you are drunk. Malicious? No." edit - I think this is an excellent sub w I appreciate your insight and promise Im not sweeping any red flags under the rug here... But this seems like a good time for me (and yall as well) since this topic has come up before: 1.) I have had people say they were butt hurt saying that because they were ass first, they cant possibly consent. the opposite also applies if tldr: sfw:( https://publications.aap.org/ /pediatrics-ancestrydocs/?term=A00017598&draw=2) edit(12): Researcher Comment: Thank you all so much for your responses. We have read them all and will be reading through them carefully. It is extremely helpful to know what issues we may address and then what steps we will take to support those efforts. Working with the research team to identify potential areas of concern increases our chances of having a more informed decision making process. description: Research Study participants completed several

Tldr: [My 5 year old daughter just did this. I am so proud of her.] "I love when she makes Daddy proud!" - my wife ["Good morning, everyone! This is my first time posting here as a dad. I hope everyone’s doing well today :)"](https://www/.../wp-content/-d6atlj9q...php?format=png&auto=webp&s=5b3f48dd0be96d5758ec32db366ee

Bit is a cool subject. I heard about this subreddit and found some interesting ideas here. The general consensus seems like there is a great deal knowledge about bits. One suggestion is for people who want/need advice to post in the comments. That would be appreciated. Leaving the specifics out of it may seem good enough. ♂️ If so encouraged, I can do a follow up with a link to the wiki if anyone has time.

I appreciate the helpful responses here. I will be reading every single comment out loud as I write this and will respond appropriately.♂️ "When I was little my mom told me I could never make her proud because she had two nipples and I couldn't have them....so I cut off my own." -My wife at age 4

Yesterday I was on reddit when someone said they were tired/grateful for having kids and wanted advice on how (if at all) we can help them.♂️ So I did some reading and found out there aren’t any parenting resources specifically geared towards helping parents deal wth feelings of gratit towards their kids.

Should I pull back just a little?♂️Gonna hit the feels tonight.

Where’s my Ben &amp; Jerry’S?? n**Notes on the “Crusty Face”: yesterday I went to get ice cream after work. While I was getting ready for work I dropped a box of ‘Manteca’d Meltdowns (uncovered by the cute 4 year old). When asked about it, my 4 y/o said she thought I had weird tastes…so i brought her home with me and told her that…. sheeeiiiiigh!!!! She loved it!! Now we have

[removed] edit - [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes-->My son asked me today, “Dad why do we have spanish cows?” And I had no idea how.."Because they dont eat them." the original text was: yesterday morning as i got out of work. As i drove past our neighbors 5 houses down the street from where my sons school is located stood a Mexican man holding two babies, one breastfeeding, looking lovingly

Tldr: This is the first time I’ve heard this phrase used, so I‘m looking for other opinions. I“ll try to reply to each one as I hear them, then when I do have some people say something I”ll take a look back at it to see if there are others who agree or disagree with what i said . If there are any good gems of wisdom here, please share.<|eoss