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I would just like to say thank you for the kind words and support. I’m a bit overwhelmed by the positive responses, I’ll try to reply individually to some of them but for now it’s enough for me to just say that I’m a proud dad and a great person. And that kind words make me feel better immensely.

Regarding the post that was kind enough to make me laugh, that’s actually my favourite. My son (9) was just messing around with the “penis pump” one day, when he tried it on his penis and it felt like the tip of his penis had just popped out. We were all very shocked, and he had to go and hospitalised for a couple days. After the surgery he was in a boot camp for a couple months, learning to do all the little things. In the end, he was a “World’s Greatest Dad”. I just wanted to share that, because it made me realise how lucky I am to have a son at all. If there any other dads out there have had a similar experience, I would love any feedback.

Thank you so much for your kind words, kind words and support.

Because then you’d be Chernobyl. And now every damn town in America would be a ghost town, because every damn person born in the 21st century is a dead person.

I can live in a place where there are no nuclear weapons and where there’s a water supply that’s safe enough that you can drink without getting cancer. I can live in a place where no one is a saint or a demon or a deviant, no matter what your family was like.

And then I’ll go to Chernobyl. Because then every goddamn book I ever read will be about that place.

I didnt realize you could take "dad jokes" out of context. Im now a dad and taking my first step in a new career as a social media manager. Im not looking for a "dad punchline" here, Im just trying to think of some ways you could have gotten the joke across without sounding dumb or out of character. Like I said, this is just a joke about the subreddit dadjokes. If you need a dad joke, Ill be happy to put one up. Just dont expect it to be a hit. Im new on Reddit and dont have a ton of friends, so dont ask.

You really got me there, didn't you?

(Please dont hurt me, Im a joke writer, not a repost)

Thanks for the silver kind strangers!!;(;

|>I want to thank all of you for sharing your thoughts and experiences. I really do. I had not expected this much support from so many people. I appreciate this community so much. I have a few questions that I think you all need to know. In the beginning, I did not realize how much this would affect me. As my baby brother was born,

1. It’s ok if you don’t reply to all the messages. I will respond to some of them, but by then it will be too late.
2. I am not asking for your help, I am not looking for a debate. I am not asking for your moral support, I am not looking for a solution.
3. I will delete the message if it becomes a problem.
4. If your comment is still relevant after removing this message, please consider becoming a friend.
5. I will also reply to some of your messages, but by then it will be too late.
6. I’m not looking for a solution, I’m looking for an environment that is more friendly.

EDIT: a lot of people have commented on the idea of “friendships.” I don’t want to offend them, so I have added an 'X' next to it. I think it’s great. Thanks for the kind words.

EDIT 2: A lot of people have pointed out that it is not possible for me to create an 'Instapaper” of sorts for 'Friendships. I tried that once, and it ended up being a giant pile of duplicates. If I create one for each group, I might create an app where people can post their 'unconventional” ways of raising kids, but that would be a User Experience (UEE) problem. The point is not to create an app, the point is to make an environment where people can talk and raise their kids in a positive and fun way. Thanks a ton for the kind words and support, I really appreciate it!<|e

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I don't even know where to start. I'm not

🚨 I work from home and didn’t see the post,

Hi all, my daughter (9) had an absolute meltdown at nursery due to some very confusing letters coming out of a gate. She said it sounded like “Go away, you're not listening to a single word I've ever said, you're not letting me have fun, you're denying me my childhood.” We have taken every reasonable step to try and resolve this and she has been placid and cooing her way through the messages coming in from the outside. However, the letter that stuck out was particularly frustrating. In it, they state that you are not allowed to leave “alone” with her. This is a blatant attempt to deny her the simple pleasures of her childhood and humiliate her in front of her peers and in front of her family. It’s also quite possibly child abuse as there are clear clear lines of demarcation between affectionate play and “disdainful play”. We are currently seeking legal advice as we are keen to avoid a full blown custody battle with this person.

I know lots of other dads have had similar experiences, most of which were resolved by a visit from a family member or relative. That this particular person has chosen to push an extremely divisive and bigoted view of

YT asked me to stop my act. I promised him I would never do that again. He was devastated. I have a profound respect for his loss and I am sorry for his pain.

Thank you for your kind words and for reminding me that its okay to be imperfect. Im working on a plan to make it right.

P.S. I want to say that I love my family. They love me too.

Nice try bud, but I think you need to start supporting yourself financially now so you can retire early. I don't want to wait until I'm in my forties or sixties to start making money. I'm saving every penny I have until I retire, which is almost $80,000 a year. I have a good job, I have a great family, and I'm happy doing what I do for a living.

However, you seem to think that if you only do what I tell you to do, then everything will be fine. I don't know why you wouldn't try doing what I tell you, I don't know what you're hiding from, and I don't care if you end up in a terrible financial hole. You obviously don't have all of the money, and the stress of trying to provide for your family when you're done with school and the like can't really be prevented. I'm not saying I want you to fail, I'm just saying you need to start making some money so you can retire early.

You're probably right. But I want to hear what you think, and I hope you'll start contributing some of your money to help me out. I can't lose my job over this, I can't lose my home, and I don't want to go backwards just because some immature 15-year old kid decided to brag about his girlfriend on a message board. I don't have all of the time or means to go chase down every young man and woman who starts making money and runs away with it.

Please start giving me some hope.

What is the joke about?

The pandemic started in CZ. Everybody got sick. The doctor said, “Cases closed, please.” Everyone got well enough to go home.

The next day, the wife comes in with the kids. She’s upset that the milk man hasn’t come yet. She’s going to go chase him down to get the bags of donated milk, and she’ll throw his bags away.

Meanwhile, the pediatrician, worried, is reading out case histories. He hears the wife complain that she hasn’t gotten all the milk she wants. The pediatrician says, “Don’t worry. We’ll watch tonight”.

The next morning, the wife comes in and asks what happened. The pediatrician says, “Afternoon case, please.”

The wife comes back in a few hours later with the kids. They are crying, and the pediatrician is still reading out the case histories. He says, “Afternoon case closed, please.”

The kids come running and ask for their mother. The mother comes running and asks what happened. The pediatrician says, “Afternoon case closed, please.”

The kids come running, shouting for their mom. The mom comes running and asks what happened. The pediatrician says, “Afternoon case closed, please.”

The kids come running, shouting for their mom. The mom comes running and says, “Oh my God

Y’all are so right. Look, I’m not saying that we shouldn’t talk about the good and the bad of the past, and we should be proud of our past and try to move forward, but you know what? We got a little ahead of ourselves, and now we’re in the middle of the worst post-Second World War generation, and we’re kind of screwed.

Went to my wife’s mom and said I had to leave for

Feels weird not posting anything on here, but figured I'd share my experience here as well.

My wife and I lost our son in November. The post-op was rough. He had kidney failure. No longer could work because of it. The recovery time from his surgeries was extremely lengthy. The hospital staff had their own ideas of how much time we should take off from work to help him. They recommended he get dialysis in order to slow his progression. He spent months dialysis in isolation, but I was never told why. They kept his dialysis running for months even after his brother died. I was, of course, the one who initiated contact with the dialysis provider.

I never even saw my son, let alone knew about his health issues. I took care of him, washed his clothes, and gave him meals. I was never told why I was getting his blood drawn, or why he needed it.

I went to the funeral home the day after his body was found. I cried more than anyone else. I didn't call the funeral home, but stayed until the end to keep the peace. I kept my composure through the chaos. At one point I even sat next to my son at the podium to keep him from throwing his brother's ashes on the ground.

The funeral home staff sat at my side waiting to speak. I stood up, looked them in the eyes, and told them what the worst case scenario was. They were stunned. The staff began by reading out my son's obituary, which was horrible. They talked about how I was a good father, a good husband, and just a really great person. They concluded with a quote from Blessed John: "If anyone is in need of help... don't give up hope." \

As a dad, it is absolutely terrifying to realize how little your children know

🚨 said I have two questions; 1. When will my dad send