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I just came back form my house after a 3 day weekend. I had a long day and was tired. So I got down from outside and went down to the yard to play. My dog started barking and my wife heard it (she's a rescue dog). I picked her up and we immediately checked for bite marks/marks from him.. We got him checked out and he is fine. My wife didn't hear the scolding so she wasnt aware of the specifics of what happened.We also have our own cats who were at the house earlier that day

I would like my wife/partner... To do: to have a home-made laundry list of all dishes and cleanliness things that we do and routines for making sure those things go away,2nd then to have a list any time she needs to make a list of the things weve done that day. And last but certainly Notify me when its ready for dinner! "..do this one more time and Ill disappear again!" ~~~A dad joke I used to tell: "Did

But wait, there’s more... "Theres more to life than meets the eye" -Bobby Sojourd<|>

[edit*] I don't think it’s a good idea to start a flame war before you have an actual disagreement.](https://i.imgur/|AqZkAqjE5U.png) "..should we just let it be?" ["My wife wants me in the back seat so she can talk to me." -- Dad joke](https: [Humor][achievements &amp; opinions)](http://www.pennysimkin.com/daddit/comments/vwc29lvg/?

**This Redditor who goes by The_Redcap_Advice (better known as ted) has an answer that I think is genius - if you want to upvote and comment on posts in this subreddit, do it here. Otherwise go to r/unclejokes.

Edit - A great rebuttal to this kind of crap is simple math. Take 5 seconds after acknowledging something, say something along these lines: /^(A*B) sr +-- Give me feedback! Thanks! <|sols r/daddit>

[**Edit: 100% my wifey](https: edit: Thankyou so much, everyone. Lots & lots (& tons ideas; thankyou all!) of suggestions that led us towards this final edit. My wife has been super supportive and took a real interest in our new home and family. Shes going into details about where money came from (used to come directly out of her paycheckchecks, but we saved so she can spend on things like daycare/preschool etc.). She wanted to do a 'home improvement' or remodel check before starting any major renovations. This way, when the big rebuild

This perfectly captures how my wife and I feel reading this book. So I'm making it part of our daily routine to read through it as we go out. It's so much better than some of the other cookbooks I've come across. I can't wait to try my hand at some of these recipes myself! "

Yesterday I went to my local park for a nice day. There were only two cats around, both females, and they were playing with each other while I was walking through the picnic area getting some pictures. One cat leaped out of her litter box onto me...and just sat down next TO ME, looked right up into mine as if she wanted to say hi.<|eOSS>

Edit - [OP] Requesting mods to remove / limit reply length. ♂️ [removed](https://www.reddit.com/r/MinorVictoriesIMOiDZ/comments/ _source=share) after reading through all of the replies I think I have come to the end of this sub. The mods need no introduction to me. I appreciate your insight and will be attempting removal once the OP clears things up.

Tldr - You have been warned. edit - This was the most helpful thread I've ever read "Can we ban this subreddit permanently?"<|sols r/daddit>

Yesterday i made the terrible mistake to order 2oz of goat's milk “for the o.” and as i poured it on my pizza crust it snly burst into lumps and then out of nowhere 4lb chunks. phew♂️ ...

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Notes on the Local Cheese:**** 1) The local is a family-owned cheese producing region about an hour north west of Chicago (. approx 70k). The local has three main cheeses: Old Chicago, New York City and Monticello. The OG cheese, aka "Dads Best," is always served with Dads Little Red Mill hot dogs. It was created long ago as part of a marketing push to differentiate the various brands of DadS foods. Today, its considered one among the finest examples of Dad quality."\xa

‘It’s really that simple. The real question is how do we respond to this st. I think there are opportunities for us as humans—things like “donate” and giving away some of our possessions—but also lots where we can just say, if you know, “you know what? … Let’ll see if I could find a better answer later.” **Use the “in case of an emergency” principle when responding to bad ideas. If everyone gets it right the first time, they will be less likely worry later

This is the first time I have seen anyone actually reply to a post here edit - thanks for all your responses. The comments section is great to read through some of the crazy opinions out there! "I just wanted y’all know youre welcome here. If you think counseling is going too far, I dont want my daughter being put in a situation where somebody has to choose whether they wanna be a dad

Im thinking of doing a book club for Dads who want advice on how they can tell when they really mean what their dad said." edit - thanks everyone for the suggestions. Lots of great ideas here! Looking forward...to building a fun, supportive, inviting, caring community around Daddit!

Literally just a quick follow up for those of us who followed the OP edit: I will be very brief. I will provide links to both the original comment AND the associated discussion (here) if anyone is interested (the link is provided below).\x I appreciate your time.3 If you have time to spare, I would like me some privacy... I have not used my real name publicly since last year.

If there is an exact word you need in your life, do not waste time searching for it. Instead create a list with all the pertinent information below:What did you learn about the topic being discussed?3How was it received? Did it evoke strong emotions? What lessons can be learned? aHow was its wisdom received/appreciated throughout the years? The collective answers will answer most questions.\tldr [removed](https://www.redcap.com/-/DpKqA

Edit - I got some good ideas here. Let me know what you think. The longer this thread works out, we can move beyond just the "men with appealing features" trope. Thanks for all the insight.(Examples will be posted as they come up.) <|sols r/daddit>

I think I got this right. It is important for us as men to reclaim our gaze, both consciously/consciously & automatically, when women gaze at us and we see something wrong. Men need challenge / critique too because looking at things objectively can lead people towards harmful thoughts and feelings. Don't give in, they wont get it! You deserve better! "..." -- D.C.