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Thankyou very much for that kind comment. It really helped me put my thoughts together. Ill be looking into creating a separate sub for each of our jokes as well, just like our parents did for us growing up (and in some ways resemble how were now parenting ourselves). Ill also start making our family Reddit friends, just based off the communitys general attit towards jokes. That way, when one new dad starts asking their kids jokes for their birthday or anniversary, I can jump right into the conversation with them and answer without having to go through all those long-winded explanations why

-Me, mutating into a reptile hyperactive reptile hybrid with an uncontrollable army of faceless goombas Slither into the abyss where they belong... "......and if you dont come back, we will eat you!" -Dumbledore

I will try my best here. ♂️ 1.) What do we mean by 'man' in the Russian language? We mean people who have no concept of time or space or what they imagine happening around them. They live lives entirely in the moment. Nothing pre-planned, planned, or imagined. This is their world. Everything they experience is just a part of growing up. No two experiences exactly the same, but everything is relative. Being a parent means being able|☺️to let go and let the little kid do the things that make you proud. �

Glad to be a dad. !!!source://CLICKTO READ ME!<

Tldr:( **Please keep in mind that this is a blanket statement and will address multiple commonly raised concerns about posting in this sub.)**There are very few things in life that can cause you to experience extreme mental anguish when reading certain comments here. You may be expressing yourself too loud, or too strongly. This is neither of those things. The only thing that CAN drive you crazy is if you havent done your due diligence in researching and talkingwith your family about what their child is going thru right before posting anything. That said.. If you feel absolutely certain that there is some disorder at play

Edit - youre doing it wrong by... the original post was about a comment made by another redditor who was upset at the lack of specifics (the tank wasn't identifiable). We didn’t have any reason specifically for the additional detail they provided, but we felt it was important to note what they said. In hindsight there were some assumptions/speculations inside the /dadjokes thread that went unaddressed, so we werent quite ready for this level Of detail. So, that meant we were off base.

When I say when I die,' I mean it literally. When people tell me that they plan my final moments... That is when I die. Don't wait until they are gone. Use that time to learn what they know and share that with others." - Eric Carle This sub has been so helpful to me. Thank all of you dads who have given us such great insight into what makes us tick! < |eols|>[Achievements]

I mean, yeah, it’s like “you aren't even remotely thinking clearly”, but there is also no harm in trying. The point is to provoke a reaction (a thought, an idea) from fellow assholes so you can hopefully move beyond just being an asshole and start being a better human by learning to be able reply without automatically assuming everyone else’ s/he’d understand. tldr:(sorry if this is long) (https://asspull.qualtrics.com/-/jfe/

Im not sure why this particular suggestion was put there, but its been suggested before and has been adopted by some as a starting point. 'The main thrust here is that while most people think they care about the things we give them, they really donts,' says Frank Schaefer, author Of 101 Things You Didnt Know About the World. 'Most people are just not fully engaged with the world....To be clear - I am not suggesting that everyone neglects their personal care and enjoyment of lifes little treasures. Quite

Think about it, most people dont seem TOO attached to their possessions.... Most people don't seem to care about what you have/have... Most folks arent enthusiastic about small favors, like putting a new lamp in the bed, lighting a room, etc. The point is, if you want to make a big deal out of something, donT do it by having someone else do it for you!" "*Originally posted [here](https://www/ Dear Zdok forum . zsdok. org /

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[removed] > -^On this note alone.< [**"OK," you say. "But I want to focus on why you did X. Why do Y. What could possibly go wrong?" edit: A quick edit to make sure I got it right... The reason we stopped using email, was that as a family doctor, I became so concerned about my family getting X done, I would delete all but the most pertinent emails. Which, while they may be useful, were rarely ever used. So I created an account just for this purpose. And it has been very sssful. ♂️ * We now

**Use now what instead spelling the word. The moment you start talking about what could or would become the next big thing, youre already past the point where you need to think ahead. Wait for the moment you need X to know what to do. If you need Y, just say it now. Dont worry about whats next." - Dad * Get comfortable in the position3 ; take X amount of time now to relax and recover4 . d order : go to bed5

Wow, this stupid thing takes me way too long sometimes not remembering peoples names! this line is actually better as a preamble to the main idea edit update (25 Feb 2021): fixed spelling in title.

Tldr best way to get people talking is through examples. So, here's mine: #lethergo=# "Let her go, I'm tired. She needs time to heal. We have chores to run, appointments to make, etc..." -Me (as told by another Dad in the comments) rpizzaandcats=yes, we haveto, too. Lets help each other. 👍🏽‍♂️👌❤️☕️☝️☜️☠️☣

The original comment was about a woman who had made a [very bad joke about her vagina] during an activity at school/ college. The teacher asked if she would stop. She said "No, I want to play the guessing game." So we went through the rest of the activities as described above (with some minor edits). We got 7 right answers outta this, but then dropped the ball completely when it came time restrict. Guess how many people were correct? Zero! There was just one person on earth who was 100% certain they were right all along and now he thinks his wife

I heard you about ALL. Theres suggestions for how YOU could go about changing these things, but there really arent any good ideas beyond what I just provided here. Dont get me wrong, I LOVE this community. You folks have given me SO much support over time. If anything, just take some time to read through all the comments before sending out invites. One such post was [here](https://www.reddit.com/r /dadjokes/) where someone posted a link with a bunch of other similar jokes, each with its own helpful advice post ([example](

Edit - I just wanted everyone's perspectives. A lot of the responses were pretty disappointing. The mods didnt seem cognizant enough of the gravity & context of what was going on. To be clear... We are not trying to remove anyone, just remove their account. the mod team is looking for additional information, insight, or assistance. I am reaching out individually but will start getting them in contact with one another as I go.\tevent if your organization is affected by this. description: removal request; context; apology

[https://publications.aap.org/pediatrics/article-abstract/130/4302/30241/Five_Year-Follow-up%20of+Harms%20and%20Benefits%20in%20Children%20After?redirectedFrom=fulltext > here_ " ~~~I can see that you have been thinking a lot lately about possible postpartum depression after menopause.... I think, as menopausis, there are lots of things that go into it (and how to cope with it). And there are also lots we don't know yet (that might help). But I do think, given time, you will be better able appreciate some of the things I am suggesting. That said... There is no reason why every single thing I say here must be true for every other situation. Even if it is, there may still remain some situations where trying all the suggestions in this

Use full sentences when possible. The more pertinent the better. edit - thanks everyone for the feedback. It was great getting those ideas out there. Look forward boon to further reading fellow dads. And hang in there! <|sols r/daddit>