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1. We have a new roommate who doesnt pay rent. 2. We live in an apartment with a roommate who doesnt pay rent. 3. There is a toddler who doesnt like his mom because she smokes pot. 4. There is a dog who is leery of people around his younger who might have food allergies. 5. There is a small child who doesnt like his mom because she buys his lunches with money she doesnt have. 6. Were going to lose our house to development. 7. There is a large-scale pandemic thats sweeping through most of Africa. 8. There is a war going on in our country, and our pastor is being killed. 9. There is a kidnapping happening in our neighborhood. 10. A car accident happened recently in our neighborhood. 11. A house fire happened a week ago. 12. There is a mass shooting happening in our neighborhood. 13. There is a kidnapping happening in our neighborhood. 14. A car accident happened recently in another neighborhood. 15. A house fire happened a week ago. 16. A mass shooting happened a month ago. 17. And a house fire happened last week. 18. Its pretty clear that the war is getting worse by the day, and by the following weeks. 19. Were going to lose our freedom as soon as we graduate high school. 20. We wont be able to go to college any longer. 21. There will be more and more of the same: low pay, long hours, no daycare, and so on. 22. Its pretty clear that the war is getting worse by the day, and by the following weeks. 23. We cant afford to keep fighting a protracted and bloody war in another country, while the rest of the world continues to destabilize and exploit our country. 24. We dont have enough doctors and scientists and engineers to keep our country and its people safe. 25. And finally,.... 26. Our democracy, our rule of law, and our respect for human rights really should start from the beginning. Dont start the political process early, you dont know what you dont know. 27.

“I’m not sure what you mean by “not doing any of the following”. You could mean that I won’t pursue these matters at all, that I won’t be pursuing these matters at all. That I won’t be in a position to help in anyway. That I am just being a jerk.”

I don’t know, guys. It’s just a feeling. A hunch, a gut feeling. I guess I am being a jerk because I am scared. Because I’m thinking that I’m going to have to explain to my kids that Mom and Dad aren’t always helpful. That they are only friends if they let us be friends. And that it’s okay if they don’t.

I know my kids are going to be okay with me not feeling like a friend when I get home from work, but I’m still a bit shaken up over this. I’m not a friend to these kids and I’m really not sure how to explain that to them.

EDIT: Just want to say thank you to everyone that has commented. The responses have been exactly what I needed to hear and have moved me to tears. It’s absolutely made me feel better to know that at least one other dad in my situation has read this post and has made me feel better about the situation. I’m so incredibly grateful for this community ❤

Okay, I'm done here. Let me get this straight. You're saying that you believe that a person can be trans and then you suddenly became a super-calloused chip off the 'ol block, and you are now a super-calloused chip off the 'ol block, and you can't understand why people don't want to be trans?

(Warning: lots of dark humor)

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: I think we have a lot in common Thanks. :) (Also I think I need a drink. :) )

: [Kinda late but it happened - thought it was relevant] I really wanna thank everyone for the kind words and advice - I was sort of dread

|<![full text]>To all those asking: You may want to reconsider becoming a dad. I get it. There are far better ways to spend your time and money. But, I don't think that forcing people to choose a gasoline powered car over an electric one is a good use of scarce public

The B.C. government has not provided clear guidance on how to deal with hair clips or hair clips in emergency situations. This is a federal issue and they should be operating with a policy that covers both situations.

If they did, the women would have been issued a notice to remove their hair clips and the situation would have been prevented. Instead, they have waited for the police to make a call and have been left frustrated and with their hair clips. The police should have been aware of the potential for choking when using clips and should have addressed this before sending out a warning.

It is not reasonable for a woman to have to remove her hair clips in an emergency and no woman should have to choose either safety or wearing a braids in an emergency.

Thanks for reading my rant.

https://law.google.com/law/f11/docs/b69/simpl.html?hl=en&amp%3Bamp%3Ba=AHDB7E9F0C94D3DF5CC32BA6D5755CC32BA6D2BA

Sorry, I just had to get this off my chest. The people who have to wear the braids in Canada are Canadians. If you come to Canada to take your kid to the waterpark, the security will ask if you are wearing the braids, and if you say yes they will let you in. Canadians are just as shocked and annoyed by this practice as anyone else. The only people who seem to be laughing at this are the customs people, and those who are looking to buy a bunch of new ones.

“Yeah I need to shower.”

I got the hang of this shit. I wash my hands. I put my feet up on the towel. I put away the sanitiser. I take a shower.

“Good” I say to her

“Good job. Let’s wipe some shit off your bum.”

She wipes some more. Then a load more. Then I’m done.

“So you didn’t wash your bum??”

“No I didn’t’t”

EDIT (11/8): Wow I can’t believe how much this has blown up. Thanks for the awards and the support, everyone. This is awesome. And yes I did literally just say “good job” to my wife. And she said she felt definitely embarrassed, which was the whole point. I know it’s not. It’s just how I feel sometimes, and I’m not complaining. I guess I’m just trying to show an actual woman how it’s done. I’ll get to the gushing details in a couple of days, but this was a great experience for me. Thanks again everyone. This was a super fun and friendly exchange. Again, thanks for the support and the awards.

EDIT 2 (10/12): I feel like I’m actually going back to do this every week now. I wash the car. I take the trash

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I don’t really care about the OP. My main thing is to not be rude or be mean to others. I’m not a prude, but I do believe in a higher power and I don’t use social media to spread my beliefs. I posted the original message and it got removed because it was a little over the top.

Thanks for reading my story. If you have any questions feel free to ask.

EDIT: I told my mom and she was very sympathetic and reminded me how great of a dad I am. She even gave me a card to give to mommy and proudly stated that mommy and my little brother are the best because they’re always supporting each other. I was very appreciative of that. Thank you everyone. I didn’t expect this many responses so please keep this post up.

I dont know why its come to this. Ive read articles about men being afraid to be seen as "other" or "daddies". Its just something that happened to me, so I dont know why its brought up. Maybe its a reaction to PSA (People Are People Project) messages (Chase Head, 2004). Maybe its a reflection of my own anxiety. Maybe Im just over thinking it. Either way, dont feel comfortable posting about this here as I dont think this topic is appropriate for this sub.

Back to the OP.

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“I don’t know about that.”

“But the doctor who checked on me after the accident said it was very unlikely that anything like that would ever happen again.”

“Well, you’re still a baby, aren’t you?”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes.”

“That’s why I said “I’m sure”,”

“But you said you were sure, didn’t you?”

“I’m sure,”

“But you didn’t say anything about where.”

“Don’t worry; I’ll tell you where.”

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Explanation of the above two lines in the text:

First, Chernobyl was an extremely dangerous place.

Second, you need to remember that “I’m sure” means “believe me”. Chernobyl was a very loose group, so it was impossible to be 100% certain that anything bad was just “a small mistake”.

Third, you need to remember that the word “believe” is very loose. It means I believe in something. So you need to use your “believe�

---------- Forwarded message from the Office of Childrens Services:

Thank you for reaching out to us. I know we are working with a lot of different agencies and it could be hard to find time to respond individually. But please know that we will always look to include you in any recommendations or actions taken. Thank you again for your help and for your continued support.

Sincerely, [OPCAS] OPCAS-USA

Because it was football sized and was WAY bigger than a football.

(Also, you shouldnt bring a golf club with you. A small club will do just fine. A mini club will do just fine. A large club will not do a thing. You have to be very, very careful.)

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I have to agree with the first theory. Chernobyl is an extremely dangerous place and it's extremely unlikely that any child born in the Zone will be in good health. The Zone is so heavily forested and there are so many people who would be exposed to a large amount of radiation. Even a small child born in the Zone will be in danger.

I have to also point out that the Chernobyl experience has not only only conditioned my children but also my wife and I. We were evacuated the day after the disaster and it took almost a year after we got out of the Zone for us to begin to feel the Chernobyl aftermath. We had no idea what was going on and were completely blissfully ignorant until the first nurse in our unit started talking about the babies. We could not have been more shocked.

I think this is what we learned the hard way; we were in a Zone that was so heavily forested and there are so many people who could potentially be exposed. We should have been getting periodic x-rays and having our dosimeters every now and then, but we were completely oblivious.

I don't know if anyone else has dealt with this, but I don't think it's ever been brought up in any of our families. I'm glad we survived the Zone's relatively good health, but I feel like the parents in here don't seem to realize how lucky we are.

WOW!!! I AM SHOCKED TO MY CORE!!! You guys are incredible!! I'm overwhelmed with love and support, and I can't thank you enough for taking time out of your day to help out.

Me and my wife are expecting our first child in March! You guys have been amazing. We can't wait to meet our little girl!

Edit: Thank you all so much for your kind words and encouragement, I really really appreciate it. I can't thank you enough for taking time out of your day to help out.

Me and my wife will both be posting about our baby update here in the comments, so please be sure to 'Like' and 'Follow' us!

We will both be Reddit parents for the first time, so there will also be a Mom+1 update when the time comes.