Original by John Jonik without the shitty edits:

Does a low resolution desktop capture of someone slowly and sloppily typing messages for the viewer into notepad count as text-based?

How about a gigantic compressed image of mostly plain text attached to a post that requires an account to download files? Maybe also with a colored/patterned background to make trying to print the monstrosity even more fun.

Or maybe actual embedded text, but served via 300 MB of bloated libraries and fonts and a script that disables right-clicking and text selecting.

A 3 day old account that only posts clickbait links to 2 domains, n24hr.com and sciinsider.com -- I wonder if there's any connection.

From https://whois.whoisxmlapi.com/:
Parsed domain name: n24hr.com
Created date: June 13, 2024 18:02:23 UTC

Parsed domain name: sciinsider.com
Created date: May 2, 2024 12:24:55 UTC

His cowworker definitely knows his shit.

I hope Danny DeVito plays the villain.

S04E02, ~33min into episode. Conversation between Firecracker and Sister Sage.

Firecracker:

Purpose. I sell purpose. These people got nothing. Maybe they lost a job or a house or a kid to Oxy. Politicians don't give a shit, mainstream media tells them to be ashamed of their skin color, so, well, I bring 'em together, tell them a story, give them a purpose. Which would you rather believe? That you belong to a community of warriors battling a secret evil, or that you're a lonely, inconsequential nobody that no one will ever remember?

When go to you

happen does How a typo this like even? It's like they noticed the word "you" was missing and then decided to add it haphazardly. If "go to" was omitted it also would have been coherent.

bofa Deez^en guesses are good but not quite right.

I've had a cheap picture very similar to this for a long time. Unless the original artist used a pseudonym I'm assuming it's an unlicensed knockoff. Signature looks like "Jons/Jones[?] 91." I won't link to it, but I found an eBay listing for it and the seller said they won it at an amusement park so that's probably where I got mine.

Sorry for low-quality scan, tried to fix blurriness but no luck so far.

Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

I had that cover art (without text) as my desktop wallpaper from ~2011 until ~September of last year. As far as I know, the photographer is Dominic Kamp. I like when classical music is "reimagined" so I'll have to check out more stuff by this group. I haven't listened to anything beyond her album Artemis but I think Lindsey Stirling does similar stuff with a violin.

In a Neal Brennan stand-up special (Piped link) he mentions he uses a Pavlok to shock him every 3 minutes on stage to remind him to smile.

Can they just insist it's pronounced like jimp and sidestep the issue? Imgur, .gif, GNOME, GIPHY get to set their own rules on pronunciation.

That YouTube tracking parameter is probably the one I encounter the most and it's frustrating that the Firefox "Copy Link Without Site Tracking" doesn't strip it out. I'm assuming it's intentionally allowed by Mozilla because of some agreement with Google.

There is evidently a HyperEncabulator (Piped link) from 2022 that briefly mentions AI. Fortunately, they confirm at 4:30 the complete absence of side-fumbling owing to the maintenance of tolerances allowing for a tight conniption fit.

You'll probably have to take baby steps and first explain how a Turbo Encabulator (Piped link) works.

I don't know if it's a concern, but just as a heads-up the initial picture shows a plate number on the last line and this picture has someone's full name listed at the very top.

As part of an analysis of how [...]

'How' what? Either their editors suck and missed the opening sentence or I'm just incapable of parsing English anymore.

El Torito:

El Torito is an extension designed to allow booting a computer from a CD-ROM. It was announced in November 1994 and first issued in January 1995 as a joint proposal by IBM and BIOS manufacturer Phoenix Technologies. According to legend, the El Torito CD/DVD extension to ISO 9660 got its name because its design originated in an El Torito restaurant in Irvine, California.

A 32-bit PC BIOS will search for boot code on an ISO 9660 CD-ROM. The standard allows for booting in two different modes. Either in hard disk emulation when the boot information can be accessed directly from the CD media, or in floppy emulation mode where the boot information is stored in an image file of a floppy disk, which is loaded from the CD and then behaves as a virtual floppy disk. This is useful for computers that were designed to boot only from a floppy drive. For modern computers the "no emulation" mode is generally the more reliable method.

I vaguely remember fighting with getting burned OS install discs to reliably boot. Another fun thing from around that time is if you happened to plug in the floppy drive cable backwards any disks inserted would be erased. That's a great way to accidentally nuke your boot disk and be screwed if you weren't near another working machine with a floppy drive. Lots of little headaches like that really drilled in the concept of redundancies and lots of backups (as well as not mindlessly installing a floppy drive).