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  • I think I'm using Iosevka in the terminal at the moment, although it's maybe a bit too narrow for my tastes. For GUI I use San Francisco Pro (Apple font)

    Edit: now trying Plex Mono in the terminal and I like it. It feels more like a "normal" font.

  • In addition to Ready Player One (and its sequel), he also wrote this poem. I don't have the adjectives to describe it, so see for yourself:

    Nerd Porn Auteur

    I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies

    that are made for guys like me.

    All the porn I've come across

    was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males

    Men who like their women stupid and submissive

    Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos

    with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary

    Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected

    liposuctioned women

    Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation

    in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

    These aren't real women. They're objects.

    And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.

    These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on.

    They disgust me.

    And it's not that I'm against pornography.

    I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.

    Fact.

    "Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"

    Guys need porn.

    But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.

    I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:

    Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world

    is a woman who is smarter than you are.

    You can have the whole cheerleading squad,

    I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:

    Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.

    Oh yes.

    First I want to copy her Trig homework,

    and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her

    for hours and hours

    until she reluctantly asks if we can stop

    because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.

    Summa cum laude, baby!

    That is what I call erotic.

    But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?

    No.

    Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.

    I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.

    And the women in my porno movies will be the kind

    that drive nerds like me mad with desire.

    I'm talking about the girls that used to fuck up the grading curve.

    The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.

    Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.

    Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses

    and chips on their shoulders.

    My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.

    My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.

    In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.

    They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and

    beat them repeatedly at chess

    and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

    or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.

    Buy stock in some hand cream companies

    because there is about to be a major shortage.

    And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.

    There should be fuck films for my nerd brethren

    of all sexual orientations.

    Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."

    This idea is a fucking gold mine.

    I am gonna make millions,

    because this country is full of database programmers

    and electronics engineers

    and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.

    And you can help . . .

    If you're an intelligent woman is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,

    and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,

    then you are hired.

    It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.

    It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.

    You are beautiful. . .

    And I will make you a star.

  • Robinson Crusoe wasn't a Mary Sue, and that's the archetype of the genre. Andy is just not a very good writer. In his defence, though, at least he isn't Ernest Cline.

  • Oh no, we'll miss out on another story featuring a totally-not-a-self-insert Mary Sue le epic Redditor MC single-handedly sciencing the fuck out of everything?

  • What's the difference between this and missiles?

  • If they do achieve decentralization in the future I'll gladly call it decentralized, but "tangible plans" don't warrant use of a descriptor like that. If someone is training in the hope of making their country's Olympics team they don't get to call themselves an Olympian. You have to have gone to the Olympics to justify that title. Working towards decentralization is the same thing. You don't get to call yourself decentralized just because you wrote it down as a goal on your roadmap.

  • I don’t think that it’s accurate to say that bluesky is “completely” centralized (it is less centralized than most social media) as much as it’s de-facto centralized.

    That's like me calling myself a millionaire because I could theoretically be one at some point in the future. I am de facto not a millionaire, but I also have more than zero dollars. so I'm not completely a non-millionaire.

  • Also theres already another instance and relays running on a raspberry pi.

    Oh yeah? I can join that second server right now and communicate with folks on the main server?

  • I stopped reading when the "journalist" asked this question:

    How did you end up starting a decentralized social platform?

    How little research must one do to credulously repeat that PR talking point for a platform that is in fact completely centralized?

  • That's way, way more time and effort than I'm willing to waste on getting my computer up and running, and I still fail to see any real benefit over copying my Arch home folder and reinstalling what I need from Pacman/AUR. If I had to set up dozens of computers at a time then yes, absolutely, Nix would be perfect!

  • Came here to say NixOS too. The idea behind it is neat but the implementation is the most obtuse Rube Goldberg machine I can imagine.

  • Americans aren't smart enough to not eat the toy inside.

  • Good read, well worth your time to go through it, if only to roll your eyes at the sycophancy on display.

  • I think the guy in the pith helmet went to the wrong event -- Elon's office is in another part of town.

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  • I get the sentiment, but the term "colonial" is a bit condescending after 300+ years. It's like calling Turks or Magyars "nomads".

  • Facebook has spent something like 70 billion dollars on the "metaverse" with nothing to show for it, so it's very possible.

  • Really, can you point out which section that's in? All I find is "creating fake accounts or content, including fake reviews", which doesn't apply here if the person does use the service.

  • ou’re not allowed to review your own companies software

    Says who? They can still be a user of it.