"I'm sorry (this got out)."
That's funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.
Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.
Of course, that's what estrogen does.
Private property is more important than human lives, got it 👍🏻
"Animated Good Internet Find" has bad adjective order, those are GAIFs now.
I don't think I've spent any money on the Epic Launcher yet but I'm happy to see them try their best. Competition is good and needed.
Save the earth
Do coke
Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.
EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact
I wish I had the job security of a shitty cop.
Finally some good fucking news.
Pass the joint, bud.
I did competitive sex in high school. At least that's what coach called it.
Finally some good news.
Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.
I had one ring for about ten years and I don't think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.
Don't worry, she'll raise her salary.
Josef Mengele died in 1979
Whenever someone replies to one of my (witty, always genius) comments their comment stays "unread" in the notifications/inbix tab, with a red dot on the bell in the bottom left of the main UI.
I think they only get marked as read if someone else replies to them or if I go into lemmy in my browser to Mark As Read.
I can write standalone comments, but can't figure out how to reply to someone else's. When I tap and hold on their post or tap the ellipsis, I only have options to copy text or report.