A young Napoleon gets tired of neighborhood ruffians making fun of his tricycle.

Chakotay sexless? He and Janeway stared at each other sweatily for seven seasons. Plus he used to bump uglies with Seska before she showed her true colors. The dude fucks.

He finally designed a warp core he could start a family with.

Agreed. Almost half of SNW is Spock grappling with horny feelings.