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Cigarette_comedian [he/him]
Cigarette_comedian [he/him] @ Cigarette_comedian @hexbear.net
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  • Ok, but who's gonna have the ramrod and who's gonna have the powder, and who's gonna have the cannon balls? We need a bike crew

  • Banban. Nabnab. Opila bird. Boxy boo. EVIL Boxy boo. Banbaleena. Zumbo Zauce.

  • Today I had a good faith discussion with an actual communist. I am shocked and appalled, it should have been a shouting match about who is the real liberal :stalin-bummed:

  • Blåhaj

    is fascist, because IKEA was founded by a Nazi and exploits foreign manufacturers roughshod, sorry to ruin your "fun" :smuglord:

  • Me on my way to the gas station

    (I'm really thirsty)

  • Wait a minute, wait a goddamn minute here... 20% of carbon emissions, need to own one, keeping people up at night, cramped up on the sidewalk? We've been victims of a persistent typo, this is about Cars, not Cats!

  • Considering the facts that the player character in Subnautica was a janitor, and that Alterra corp is so sterile and hostile to humanity to the point of having even relationships be contract based, that whenever he is listening to audio logs of his superiors demises, he is probably experiencing some real strong catharsis. At least that's what I want to believe, since he never speaks.

  • This year I will be studying English.

    Me when reading book:

    "Oh it's so boring to read! I wish I was doing literally anything else!"

    Me when reading the 7497134 comment long thread dunking on one insular lib:

    "Damn, I just can't stop reading this!"

  • I have been defeated in the market place of ideas, I would now need to retract my statement