From the Megathread:
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At the uni I went to, parking was limited and you had to apply for a permit to park a car there. Most of us students who lived off campus would commute in by bus.
"Would you kill 1 person or double it and give it to the next person?"
Looks like if we all do nothing the trolley will just keep rolling without incident. We should all knock off, untie everyone, and go have lunch.
You make a good point, but your lack of faith in L. A. Horne's task-creating prowess is disappointing. :)