A cast of fundraisers performing a doubt skit

So don’t point to Trudeau, or wave flags in the west, The real issue’s local — and that truth is the test. The bosses, the moguls, they hoard and they spin, While the everyday Albertan can barely win.

So rise up and ask, “Where’s our fair share?” It’s time to reclaim what’s already there. Forget east versus west — that tale’s getting old, There’s power in people, if they’re brave and bold.

Canadians don’t take the easy way. They take the honest way.

Common Indifferensense

Once the toilets been flushed the speed it goes down the pipe is moot

In other words original Scottish dialect of isolated settlements

Golden spray paint on NORAD

Squat the spot

In the land of the North, where the snow likes to fall, Some folks have beliefs that don’t match facts at all. They shout and they cheer, “We’re just like the States!” But Canada’s values have much different gates.

They say, “Trudeau’s a tyrant! A king in disguise!” But elections and courts proved otherwise. He may have made some of you grumble, and stew, But dictators don’t leave and keep the mansion too!

They cry, “Climate change? Oh, it’s just in your head!” While forests burn and glaciers’ ice sheds. When smoke fills the skies and rivers run dry, It’s hard to ignore the Earth’s weary sigh.

Some say, “The Freedom Convoy speaks for us all!” But many said “No!” when horns wouldn’t stall. They parked and they shouted, they clogged up the street, But most folks just wanted their neighborhoods freed

Immigrants taking our jobs!” they cry. But without newcomers, growth would run dry! They work and they build, they teach and they heal, They’re part of the engine that turns the whole wheel.

And Indigenous rights? “Too much!” some may say, But truth and respect have long led the way. These lands have a story that started before Your grandpa’s dad walked through the door.

So if you hear grumbling from right-leaning crews, Check twice what they say— and compare with the news. For facts may not rhyme, and truth can seem strange, But learning, like Seuss, can help minds to change.

Got to rise above the LED headlights that those other people have.

It’s a rounding error.

Kill switch. Didn’t I hear that wasn’t a thing?

Never say never

Because getting the government to build homes isn’t socialism. Because getting the government to build pipelines isn’t socialism. The only thing moving right is hopefully more oil to the east coast.

Photoshop polievre in a ragged suit dragging it with a caption about adding homes

End the woke offshore accounts.

That’s the only indicator that matters.

West is Left.

Axe the taxing slogans