The following research https://youtu.be/FEM-r3YWKZg?si=G_qu_Un6uqVV5fzO may actually turn out to be replicaable. And in an era where more and more Americans devote their every waking hour to binge watching and playing video games, fewer and fewer of us will be capable of comprehending comedy of the most gallows variety

Depends entirely upon whether or not he hands me a few million bucks, in exchange for letting him put his fingers inside me

You really believe it's healthier for us to pretend that we're weaker than we are?

Porter and Katie Holmes need to start a podcast now

Dangerfield was an ass man, long before hip-hop valorized humans acting like junkyard dogs. Folks would frequently shout out to him: "You're an ass, man!!!"

Nuns are reproducing The Anti-Christ https://youtu.be/H4xk8yLiFwM?si=lE4V0o5hbXl_gop0

Earns points for skillful wordsmithing, if nothing else

Let's take bets: How long before The President of Ukraine issues the following public statement: "Pope Francis... We Ukranians have heard your suggestion, and propose a trade. We'll raise our white flag to Russia, when every last one of your priests permanently lays off the boy raping, and all your nuns start diddling each other, instead of all those little girls who've ended up in their clutches"

More simple explanation: So few people take part in local politics, the most base of our citizenry end up in office