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I am 43 and just saw Die Hard for the first time last Christmas, I get it now.

Gremlins has always been a christmas classic. Gremlins 2 is good year round.

It works if you're like 22 and have few responsibilities and much free time.

If you're 44, fuck that noise, I got a routine to keep or everything will fall apart.

Yeah this reeks of "we're gonna keep a list of all the things you fascists break while you're invading us"

ooook well that's scary, anything but paperwork

If you dig into it, she's trying to create this holistic, patient-centered model, which is absolutely unaffordable and untenable in today's world, she's paying the tuitions of the first class herself because the new teaching hospital she built is so insanely expensive it couldn't run on affordable tuitions. There's no way to scale what she's doing for all Americans. She wants patients to paint while they recover from things, because it helped her.

Either she's out of touch as all hell and doesn't understand any of this (possible), or she's really just creating a template for the rich (likely) or both are possible.

They have royal pie takers who, according to the Magna Carta, have to stand in.

Cheerleader Chicken and I feel like Netflix has already started working on the pilot

The original is great and it's incredible to inspire no matter

This why CEOs doing weird shit like trying to convince him to up the minimum wage and complaining about anti-americanism as a result of his bad policies. Normally their mouths are too full of his pubic hair to say anything critical at all. They scared.

If anything the media is sanewashing harder than ever as they're like, "oh the economy is starting to flash red lights, and nothing to worry about yet, but it could be bad" bitch please there's a goddamn economic armageddon coming and a disease one to follow, but OK let's keep everyone calm.

I'm in this weird middle ground where I hate FB with a passion and it depresses me every time I log in, but I need to create a personal brand for my business (and to get laid, who am I kidding) and honestly I'm thinking about getting one of my friends to run it for me, which seems weird but

Kerosine will run a diesel engine, all I can think of.

There's rabbit girl, who is this anorexic as fuck lady who runs about 20 miles a day, looks just like a sinewy, starved rabbit hop hop hopping along

I always think, there's atheists and there's angry atheists

But yes achristian works.

You know how we installed that system and have been waiting for a chance to see how it works

One of my hobbies as a stupid young man was breaking into roof spaces connected to my city's skywalk system, which I lived in.

You would be surprised how many buildings have these inside them, where you can't see them at all. If it's too difficult to get them rooftop or there's a code against them, or they don't want residents complaining about 5G in their buttholes, they just go inside the elevator room or somewhere tucked away.

Oh I like this, thank you.

Shh they like to say "only 22k jobs" like we're still growing just not as fast

The media today was a case study in "ok don't panic everyone"

My boss just lies. My predecessor DID have open heart surgery, and retired so he could have a heart replacement, so he missed a lot of time. They used to have a "sick time bank" but turned it off and enabled rollover instead. So my boss apparently just told everyone he was in his office for 6 weeks while he was hospitalized. Nice, but shouldn't have to risk your own career and retirement to be human.

Hey smuggle in some of that sweet sweet fentanyl to boost your profits

I went to a gay camp earlier this year and a couple of the RVs had starlinks. They don't care and they don't think their dollars matter.

In fact I had a whole chat with my boss today about Chick Filet, he asked if I was boycotting (and said his gay daughter is too). He then launched into this spiel about how you're always supporting evil somehow so it doesn't matter.

I'm like, yeah but not one penny of my money goes to them, and that's all I can care about.

Maybe it's just really long, like a foot long, and it's just wrapped around where you can't see

In which case the other dude is in for a wild night