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  • The key is in the words "utter nonsense". Prior to Gen alpha slang was always rooted in reality - a word repulsed, or an abstraction, or a phonetic recreation of a regional pronunciation. Gen alpha is gonna make whole new sounds and apply them to Concepts and whole phrases and thoughts. Technically, this is expanding the English language, but it's going to look phenomenally stupid in the process.

  • Breakfast time!!!
  • Have you ever seen the sphincter muscles on a civet? Truly a work of art. There's a whole industry of research dedicated to the little buggers anal capabilities called Musculature-Eroneous of Actual Total Span Pressure and Interspecies Nominaliused. There used to be a website dedicated to the topic, idk if it's still up but you can give it a shot.

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  • Do modern bands still print CDs? I haven't bought a CD in so long that I dont think I even own one anymore. I have bought directly from several bands "bandcamp"/other pages and that was cool. Got mp3, FLAC, artworks, lyrics, etc for less than the price of a CD except every penny went to the band.

    I love modern tech and don't want to see it destroyed but I will gladly go insane like a mountain man if they try to find out how many ads they can serve before it causes siezures.

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  • On the one hand, gross, but on the other, launching a full fledged product (a hand animated cartoon series) to sell the arguably cheaper product is such a high effort move that I'm not even mad. The end result is two high quality products for the target audience - I mean Gen X on down have fond childhood memories of the cartoons and toys.

    But GROSS.

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  • It takes prep, and also, you're probably not going to truly "cold turkey." I like music, for instance, and there's literally only two ways to get music now - streaming or 🏴‍☠️, so you would have to make plans for that. I'm ok with 🏴‍☠️ so I'd be set with that for a good while. I also like books, retro games (which I already have a large library of), and physical hobbies that don't require internet - hiking, etc.

    I will not just lay down and accept intrusive Idiocracy levels of ads though. I will literally "cave man" the rest of life if necessary.

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  • I'm sorry, what? Maybe it's because I just woke up that I'm not comprehending what you're saying. I know the transformer movies are product placement showcases, it's pathetic, but it sounds like you're calling the very existence of transformers a successful ad campaign.

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  • Another thing that'll have me just quitting tech altogether. If you need to advertise your product so hard as to ruin something of mine at all times so I'll HAVE to look at your shit, I'll spend extra money to never use your shit again. I'll get rid of everything but one laptop or phone which will do all of my banking and literally nothing else.

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  • commercials blended seamlessly into content...

    ...will guarantee I never visit that site again. Resorting to "HA! Made you look at an ad" tactics will not only make me hate the site that does it, but the product/company in the ad as well.

  • MPA says no more “Whac-a-Mole” with pirate sites, claims it took down “mothership”
  • Maybe. I know several technotards who think they've discovered black magic because of an Ebaums World quality site where they have to watch 20 ads per shitty 720p movie and they run around telling everyone they meet about the site. These sites spring up, spread like fire, and get merkd fast af. Meanwhile torrent sites last YEARS by being a little more underground.

  • MPA says no more “Whac-a-Mole” with pirate sites, claims it took down “mothership”
  • What they took down is an easily accessible public server that hosts content itself and is accessed by tens of thousands of technologically illiterate people via their phones - with no VPN - constantly. These folks are streaming movie after movie, 720p cam jobs, making these sites light up like the 4th of July (or like a Christmas tree, whatever reference works for you).

  • US: Alaska man busted with 10,000+ child sex abuse images despite his many encrypted apps
  • He posted the AI filth to a "public server", so I'm willing to bet his plan was just full of holes. I don't mind pedos getting taken down, buy I do mind encrypted software being owned by the government - any government.

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