Thanks for clarifying this. That one had me stumped as well.

sh.it.doesn't.work

Does it work with bzip as well?

I'm not playing Scrabble with that monkey.

So, the reason for the end of the world... is beer?

I read that as "children / parents" and was about to search for this amazing revenge story, but then I read the post again and now I'm disappointed.

That's just the sign of a deeper illness. Soon you'll be installing a disk defragger.

C'est pratique pour le Scrabble du coup.

Down with the pink boys!

This brings back fond memories.

Alt-B usually works fairly reliably

It seems that you're looking for a reddit with blackjack and hookers but ended up on lemmy instead. Don't give up on your search!

I think you're supposed to feed them to animals.

Don't just give out your secret recipes like that!

Je confesse que j'ai régulièrement eu une partition Windows pour les jeux.

It's apparently illegal to have a beer with someone that's not a complete imbecile in the US.

Probably one of those old laws that never got repelled.

Tout pareil. Mais j'avais fait ça en 95.

It's not that I want to see them fight, it's more that I want to see Elon get repeatedly punched in the face.

I like your optimism. Even though I'm far from sharing it.

I don't live in the states, but my mum used to threaten with Ohio when I misbehaved as a child. I was never really sure what it was but it certainly sounded scary.